Sweet...when Dice is on...

Thanks, B

Good to see the DiceMan overcame his bout with the horrible PC virus.

I guess his big crime against humanity was that he had the stones to actually say what everybody was thinking.

I know for awhile he tried to be PeeCee, but that didn't work out so well.

I wish I could give him some of my hair so he could get his old Elvis look going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l3ukWqRU4s

That's for you Teri, you should've hung out just six more months... Shit 25 years, 26, done, over I guess. Three million down the tubes, oh well... Don't feel too bad, Marla blew it also.

"Y'all close them eyes,
Let's go there in our mind."

I'll always love you, thanks for everything you did for Carol, even though it was supposed to be Mary's job, you did the right thing.

What the hell, while I'm here, Marla, this one's for you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7kqqmr2HWI

"Even though you're leavin', I ain't goin nowhere"

Pretty much black & white now in hindsight, huh? You got three cars and thousands to your kids.

Anyway, thanks for coming over and making me go to Carol's funeral, I probably would've looked pretty bad for not saying goodbye to my younger sister.

To Mary, my estranged sister, don't worry too much, I've got my transfer- on-death arrangements with the bank accounts in your name, Jay and Gina still get the property, I wanted the kids (Chris & Angie) and their kids across the street to get it but they're still in the middle of bankruptcy negotiations, eff 'em for now, J&G know what to do.

Gina, I care greatly about you and Jay, I know you don't like me much, but I take a lot of the crap that you and your kids would get if I wasn't there as a sounding board. You know I was there for you and your kids, and Jay when y'all needed me. Just sayin'.

Still lookin' for a cute gal to live out the end of my life, if'n y'all know anybody...

NO DEBT AND NO NEEDY KIDS, GRANDKIDS, etc.

Sorry, I think I'm done now.

I had a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity today. I got to drive what I guess is called a "super car". I'm still wired about it at 5 AM.

Wish y'all could'a been in it!

(Edit) It's sinking in, I'm puking in my kitchen sink.