Alright here are my thoughts on the British.

Poster Comment:

We were working a concert in Chicago at the Aragon Ballroom.

This girl near the sound board in middle of room got overheated. I wanted to get her over to the window for some air. I was making my way thru the crowd. I put my hand on this guys shoulder and gently moved him aside.

He turned on me and suck his finger in my shoulder. That was a mistake. I turned on him. We both grabbed each other and started spinning in a circle. My guy couldn't catch him. So he turned and I spun him right into his arms.

We got over on the side and went down in a pile. My guy was on the bottom. I told him, "You're not supposed to be on the bottom, he is."

That guy turned out to be from England. I bet when he got home he had a story for his mates about how he got rowdy at a concert and was thrown out. ROTFLMAO!