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I'm retiring my ushanka. I talked to a scared, old lady today who crochets. I asked her to make me a bright pink, pussy hat. I told her that I wanted to be seen coming from a mile away.
She looked it up on Al Gore's internets while we were talking. She said it might be difficult, but she could talk to some of her crocheting buddies. I told her no hurry, I just wanted to be "in fashion" if I ever go out again.
I wanted to tell her to put some lips and a clit on it, but that was kinda creepy given her age (80+).
My buddies will get a kick out of that fucking with me, but they do that anyway. Not one will stand opposed though.
#1: noone222 To: Esso (#0)
noone222 posted on 2020-06-30 17:19:59 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: noone222 (#1)
The pussy hat or ushanka? You can get the pink pussy hats on ebay starting at $8.99.
I inherited an American camo ushanka-type hat from my late step-dad, made by Browning. My newly given Russian (honest to by-God rooskie) is great.
I'm an old fart, but pink pussy is for me.
Esso posted on 2020-06-30 17:32:37 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: noone222, 4um (#1)
I'm psychic. Or something.
Esso posted on 2020-06-30 18:23:31 Reply Private Reply