Democrats across the country prepared to celebrate Dependence Day this week, an annual holiday where they reflect upon their complete and total dependence on the government.
Every year on July 4, Democrats celebrate the high holy day where they thank the government for its gracious gifts.
"It's good to pause every year and think about how we are completely and utterly dependent on the government for everything," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
"We have to give up all our rights to the government to find out how dependent we can be."
"This good and benevolent government was given to us by, you know, the thing," said Joe Biden.
"We should take a moment and be thankful for that. You know, I was around on the first Dependence Day, when Paul Washington and George Revere rode their donkeys into the holy city of Washington. I watched them come into town. I even stuck a feather in Revere's hat and called him 'macaroni'. He didn't really appreciate that, you know. But it was a good time."
The DNC's official Twitter account tweeted, "Let's take a moment to think about everything we owe the government this Dependence Day."
While Americans celebrate Independence Day with fireworks, barbecues, and merrymaking, Democrats celebrate Dependence Day by staying inside and weeping over all the freedom going on outside. The celebrations conclude with the reading of the Communist Manifesto and the singing of "Imagine".
#1: NeoconsNailed To: Horse (#0)
That's what it's all based on. Really.
NeoconsNailed posted on 2020-07-04 03:04:42 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: Horse, 4um (#0)
It's supposed to be a fucking happy holiday for some of the folks here.
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Esso posted on 2020-07-04 03:05:12 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: Horse, noone222, BTP Holdings, Dakmar, 4um (#2)
This is the best I could find. 241 men and two balls didn't make it home. Two days later, Ronald Reagan had to save a bunch of liberal faggot, lesbos, on the little puke-ass island of Grenada.
Edit/delete: Said something way out of line.
Tell me on Independence Day before Mt. Rushmore is torn down.
(Edit:) 23 Oct 1983 for Beirut. Two days later for Grenada, IIRC.
Esso posted on 2020-07-04 03:22:11 Reply Private Reply
#4: noone222 To: Esso (#2)
Loved it .... I feel very fortunate to have no anger hangover for the military service or even the war, and if I were angry about it I would be more pissed off at the fucking morons that run it, not the Vietnamese. Vietnam was an experience that after it was over, I was home, not fucked up, I could appreciate for the adventure of it. I think I almost immediately forgot that I had been in a war.
The Thank you for your service crap turns my stomach. Nobody really gives a good fuck about you or your service, but that doesn't mean you can't really appreciate the fact that you did your duty and you made it back home.
The thank you for your service shit is a cover-up for "we shouldn't have ever sent these kids everywhere in the fucking world to die, so that they could come back home, if they were lucky and face this mask nonsense, the totally insane BLM movement, and so many restrictions on freedom that those that did die in those many wars have simply fucking wasted their lives.
I don't want to burn the country down just because fools, thugs, and imposters are running it into the ground. And these same fools are rewarded for their unethical and immoral behavior. The bankers that own our country will someday grow weary of these poor specimens of humanity and then they will rid themselves of the next lower level of parasite beneath themselves.
Fuck the bankers, fuck the politicians, and as Uncle Sambo says: fuck you very much for your service.
noone222 posted on 2020-07-04 12:18:18 Reply Private Reply