Attack of the killer fake chickens – KFC goes all in for zombie-style, test-tube, lab-made, cell-based Franken-bio-meat coated in MSG

Source: https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-08-05-attack-of-the-killer-fake-chickens-kfc-zombie-style-test-tube-lab-bio-meat.html
Published: Aug 6, 2020
Author: Mike Adams
Post Date: 2020-08-06 13:39:17 by Horse
Views: 301

Here it comes. Attack of the killer fake chickens. Will they escape from the laboratory and make it from “lab to table?” The answer is… yes. KFC has done it. They’ve created fake chicken in a test tube and coated it with their famous recipe, so you can’t even tell that what you’re eating has nothing to do with nature at all. Talk about Frankenstein, what will the ill health effects of these test tube 3D chicken mc-somethings be like? Unexplained diarrhea? Pinging headaches in the back of your eyes? Exacerbated fibromyalgia? Who knows, because it’s never been done before, well, except for Beyond Meat. Welcome to KFC, would you like to experiment with our cell-based bio-meat?

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#1: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#0)

would you like to experiment with our cell-based bio-meat?

No thanks. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-08-06 14:10:21   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Horse    To: BTP Holdings (#1)

Also available is cockroach milk.

Horse posted on 2020-08-06 16:41:27   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Cynicom    To: BTP Holdings (#1)

Try to pay KFC with 3d printed money, see what happens to you...

Cynicom posted on 2020-08-06 18:20:03   Reply   Private Reply

#4: BTP Holdings    To: Cynicom (#3)

Try to pay KFC with 3d printed money, see what happens to you.

They take debit and credit cards and those are plastic. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-08-06 18:38:39   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Cynicom    To: BTP Holdings (#4)

They take debit and credit cards and those are plastic. ;)

True but at end of month comes out of your worthless hide or off to the slammer.

Cynicom posted on 2020-08-06 18:48:12   Reply   Private Reply

#6: BTP Holdings    To: Cynicom (#5)

True but at end of month comes out of your worthless hide or off to the slammer.

When I was driving the big truck I had a credit card. I could pay it off every month since I was making some tall cash.

One Thanksgiving they were looking for drivers. Since I was single I said I would go out. They sent me east. I got into Indiana since that was as far as I could go in 10 hours.

I stopped at truck stop. They had a big feed on for $10 all you could eat. I scarfed out and went to the truck and went to bed. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-08-06 19:01:29   Reply   Private Reply