California megachurches rebrand as ‘family friendly strip clubs’ to protest state’s Covid-19 restrictions (VIDEOS)

Source: https://www.rt.com/usa/508039-california-churches-strip-clubs/
Published: Nov 29, 2020
Author: Dan Lyman
Post Date: 2020-11-29 09:24:20 by Horse
Views: 497

Two megachurches decided to open Sunday services with some safe-for-work joke stripteases, in a cheeky protest against California’s closing down of churches due to the Covid-19 pandemic, while letting strip clubs stay open.

Before the start of Sunday’s sermon, pastors at two churches opened with short burlesque dance routines, taking off their jackets and even throwing their ties into the cheering audience.

“Strip clubs (Not Churches) are exempt from the Covid lockdowns, and are deemed essential by our governor!” said senior pastor of Awaken Church Jurgen Matthesius on Instagram. “So we decided we are NOW Awaken family friendly strip club!” he quipped.

The pastor then rolled with the joke, clarifying, “we strip the devil of his hold, power & authority over people’s lives!”

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With God working in mysterious ways, a similar bit was performed by pastor Rob McCoy at Godspeak Calvary Chapel. “This is insane!” McCoy later said of unequal rules set for churches and strip clubs in the state. “Cannot America see the hypocrisy and the stupidity of all this?” he asked, calling the rules “tyranny.”

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#1: Pinguinite    To: Horse (#0)

I'm no megachurch fan, of course, but this is cool.

Pinguinite posted on 2020-11-29 11:27:24   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Lod    To: Horse (#0)

Another great American work-around to .gov bullshit rules and regulations.

Lod posted on 2020-11-29 11:54:17   Reply   Private Reply


#3: BTP Holdings    To: Pinguinite (#1)

I'm no megachurch fan

I worked with a guy who lived in NW suburbs of Chicago. He was in the van with his family after going to some megachurch out there.

One of these panhandlers was standing on street corner. He pulled up and said to him, "Why don't you come with me and my family. We will buy you a meal."

The panhandler said, "What are you nuts? I make too much money standing out here."

And another time a State Highways crew cab was sitting on shoulder on get off ramp. A limo pulls up and drops off one of these panhandlers.

So they follow the limo. He went to the next ramp and dropped off another panhandler and did the same thing right on down the line.

I wonder how much they had to kick back for that operation? I would imagine they had to kick back since that was their ride home. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2020-11-29 11:55:12   Reply   Private Reply