Old Holborn® @Holbornlolz
LOL
Austrian MP tries a Govt funded Corona test on a glass of coke, live, in Parliament.
Comes back positive for Covid19
https://twitter.com/i/status/1337343840378904577
Corona test done on Cola live in parliament, Austrian representative. Coke tested positive for Corona...
| Source: | http://www.investmentwatchblog.com/corona-test-done-on-cola-live-in-parliament-austrian-representative-coke-tested-positive-for-corona-you-cant-make-this-s-up/ |
| Published: | Dec 12, 2020 |
| Author: | Chris Martenson |
| Post Date: | 2020-12-12 13:35:15 by Horse |
| Views: | 706 |
#1: Lod To: Horse (#0)
Hopefully that will spawn tests on everything from pond water to chicken noodle soup and everything in between.
Lod posted on 2020-12-12 13:50:04 Reply Private Reply
#2: Darkwing To: Horse (#0)
Darkwing posted on 2020-12-12 14:18:43 Reply Private Reply
#3: TommyTheMadArtist To: Horse (#0)
TommyTheMadArtist posted on 2020-12-12 17:10:02 Reply Private Reply
#4: Esso To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#3)
I'm sure they want you to think that. The tests are BS.
Esso posted on 2020-12-12 17:24:30 Reply Private Reply
#5: Lod To: Esso, Darkwing, Horse, TommyTheMadArtist, shot questioners, 4um (#4)
I wasn’t allowed to say anything but it's now okay for me to share that I volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine from Pfizer. The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia.
I received my first dose this morning 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you know that it is safe snd I’m ok, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshº¹ я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго...
Lod posted on 2020-12-12 17:42:22 Reply Private Reply
#6: Esso To: Lod (#5)
Gotta like that. I'll have some Slavs to hang out with again.
Esso posted on 2020-12-12 17:52:30 Reply Private Reply
#7: StraitGate To: Esso, Lod (#6)
StraitGate posted on 2020-12-12 18:29:35 Reply Private Reply
#8: Esso To: StraitGate, 4um (#7)
You're way above my pay-grade. My language ability in Slavic was minimal phonetic BS with almost zero ability to read Cyrillic.
Did you understand anything in the above post? Your thing looks like an Englishination of something Slavic. Or Spanish without the upside-down exclamation point.
Esso posted on 2020-12-12 18:46:47 Reply Private Reply
#9: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#6)
I know this Russian girl who was due to get her inheritance. The problem is she must be married in order to get it.
She is using me as her fiancé and telling them I am unable to travel, which is true.
She told me she would teach me Russian. I have not heard from her lately. Last time we talked she was telling me they were celebrating the end of the Great Patriotic War, which of course would be WW II.
I hope she can get her cash. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2020-12-12 19:01:27 Reply Private Reply
#10: noone222 To: Lod (#5)
noone222 posted on 2020-12-12 19:08:52 Reply Private Reply
#11: StraitGate To: Esso (#8)
No, I don't understand anything I wrote. I just used Google Translate to convert "I am one fourth part Croatian. Slavs of the world, unite!" to Croatian. Converting back to English gets you "I am a quarter of Croats. Slavs of the world, unite!" So I'm not above anybody's pay grade when it comes to Slavic languages!
StraitGate posted on 2020-12-12 19:35:38 Reply Private Reply
#12: Horse To: Lod, Esso, Darkwing, Horse, TommyTheMadArtist, (#5)
Horse posted on 2020-12-12 19:35:54 Reply Private Reply
#13: Esso To: noone222, Lod, 4um (#10)
I got a kick out of it.
Esso posted on 2020-12-12 19:40:24 Reply Private Reply
#14: Esso To: StraitGate, 4um (#11)
I'm a multi-lingual illiterate, there's a whole bunch of languages I can't speak or write with with. Especially English.
I'm supposed to be German (mother), Swiss (father). My DNA seems to indicate otherwise.
Maybe Mom wasn't always an old dried-up bitty. Maybe I was adopted. Little late in the game to give that much thought.
Esso posted on 2020-12-12 19:47:51 Reply Private Reply