Hey, I'm just like an exasperated father, but I didn't make any of you...

Poster Comment:

I've got a trendy pink pussy hat for sale. I was joking around with an old gal who crochets. Turns out, it's just a two-sided square (like a pillow sheet).

When you open the bottom into a circle, the closed end of the pillowcase turns into pussy ears.

It fits great over my commie ushanka, but gets a little high for my old beater (93 Sonoma).