Well, you MFers, you locked me down for a year.

Source: Some old guy
Published: Jan 24, 2021
Author: TangoFoxtrotPapa
Post Date: 2021-01-24 05:32:32 by Esso
Views: 571

What the Hell did you think I was going to do for a year alone?

I couldn't build anything, I'm too crippled up now. Remember that whole fucking accident thingy when you had to bust your ass to pull my creds 26Nov2013?

I wasn't as dead as you thought, or hoped. My brain and body was mashed up pretty good. Not quite good enough. I remember you. I'll never forget.

Come get me again. You know where to find me. You know that I was in WV saying goodbye to a friend. I wasn't involved in your little insurrection anymore than I was supporting LeeAnn's Antifa bastards. I haven't seen them since they were in junior high, at best.

Chip has your tracking devices, yeah, he found the the one that he wasn't supposed to find, remember who I used to work for? They're on the junk parts shelf at Chip's. Go get 'em guys.

Don't fuck with my trucks anymore. Follow me on my phone. It's like my American Express Card. I promise I won't leave home without it. Like my friggin' life is so exciting.


Poster Comment:

I'm just talkin' 4um, nothing to see here.

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#1: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#0)

I got my point across. The call came in. You can delete this thread if you want.

Esso posted on 2021-01-24 05:41:44   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

Now y'all know Roxette's real name is LeeAnn. Fuckin' Hoosier Hickistan.

LeeAnn isn't seven feet tall, she can wear heels and not tower over me.

Esso posted on 2021-01-24 05:48:32   Reply   Private Reply