Poster Comment:

I'll pay $1,000 to anybody who gets close enough to rip that freak alien's headdress off and exposes its freakishly large otherworldly head. $5,000 in bail if caught.

I'm not shitting. Try not to get caught. That probably won't go so well. Better than getting the WuFlu shot, I suppose.

If you don't want to see the freak's real head, you must be an alien too.