Biden Worried Gas Shortages May Hurt Carter’s Chances Against Reagan

Source: EweToob
Published: May 11, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-05-11 13:18:44 by Esso
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—As fuel shortages cause long lines at gas stations across the country, President Biden admitted he was worried that this may hurt Carter's chances against Reagan in the upcoming election.

"Listen, it's a real problem," said President Biden to his bathtub, which he had mistaken for his press pool. "People need gas. All the Latinx and poor kids need gas-- even the white kids. I'm just worried President Carter may not get reelected. Reagan's comin' on pretty strong."

Solutions proposed by Biden include building some sort of an "extra- large pipeline" to carry more gas into the country or making everyone exchange their automobiles for bicycles.

"We have to do something before Reagan catches Jimmy Carter in the polls!" said Biden.

White House sources report Biden is "fully committed" to solving the gas problem, and that he knows it's 2021 and he's the president.

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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Esso posted on 2021-05-11 13:34:18   Reply   Private Reply

#2: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#1)

Where is any shred of integrity in 'either' major 'party'? Repubs are bad enuff but this is the 2nd time running the Dumbos have foisted an ailing, failing, roundly hated, criminally insane prez-cand on us, and this time it took. They claim to be so inclusive, so fair and non- discriminatory -- where's a normal proportion of young ppl in their act?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-11 15:10:00   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed (#2)

where's a normal proportion of young ppl in their act?

I guess they're busy burning down cities.

Esso posted on 2021-05-11 16:34:58   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: NeoconsNailed, 4um (#2)

...an ailing, failing, roundly hated, criminally insane prez-cand...

This guy?

Esso posted on 2021-05-11 17:01:21   Reply   Private Reply

#5: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#2)

They claim to be so inclusive, so fair and non- discriminatory -- where's a normal proportion of young ppl in their act?

Those are the young ladies whom Bidette was sniffing their hair during the campaign. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-05-11 17:10:43   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#5)

Even Following Fuel Shortages, Psaki Says Biden Still Considering Canceling Existing Pipelines

Psaki Has No Answer For Negative Impact Canceling Pipelines Has On Fuel Supply & Transfer

After Biden canceled Keystone pipeline, Energy Sec. says 'pipe is the best way' to transport fuel.

It's the Rooskies shuttin' down the pipelines, yup, yup, yup!

(Edit) WTH? It must be "Green Day" at Kameltoe's Whorehouse.

Jesus, talk about foretelling the future...

Esso posted on 2021-05-11 17:30:54   Reply   Private Reply

#7: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#5)

Don't worry, they'll all grow up to LOVE him -- or his memory -- and write extatic articles for Redbook, Vogue et al: The Day the Senator Sniffed Me, a fond memoir by Rep. Liberella Tiffany.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-11 18:01:40   Reply   Private Reply

#8: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#4)

The kindly chuckles from the panel, who prolly all voted for the old bastard. The weird kiddie picnic tables blown up to adult size.....?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-11 19:32:57   Reply   Private Reply

#9: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#3)

ROFL -- right on, bruvvah!

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-12 16:31:45   Reply   Private Reply