Kamala Harris Visits Tomb Of Unknown Soldier To Tell Him To Enjoy The Long Weekend

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-visits-tomb-of-unknown-soldier-to-tell-him-to-enjoy-the-long-weekend
Published: May 31, 2021
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2021-05-31 16:16:46 by Esso
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris visited The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier on Memorial Day to pay her respects, and also to remind the fallen soldier to enjoy the long weekend.

As the military band played, Kamala somberly placed the wreath in its spot. Suddenly, she blurted out: "Hey you! Whoever you are! ENJOY THE LONG WEEKEND! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Onlookers watched in stunned amazement as Kamala walked back to her limousine, cackling loudly the whole time. A nearby crowd of journalists cheered and clapped while jumping up and down as they watched the Vice President speed away.

"Wow, a tremendously heartfelt tribute from Vice President Harris," said one CNN anchor.

Biden, not to be outdone, walked up to the tomb with an ice cream cone and sniffed the wreath.

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#1: Lod    To: Esso (#0)

Did she mention that mattresses are on sale, all day long, for a better eternal rest?

Lod posted on 2021-05-31 16:52:52   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Lod    To: lod (#1)

good'un jp

Always check the source, dummy. doh

Lod posted on 2021-05-31 17:07:46   Reply   Private Reply

#3: NeoconsNailed    To: Lod (#2)

Who sez he didn't?

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-05-31 17:30:47   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Lod    To: NeoconsNailed (#3)

The post was from me, to me, dummy.

Lod posted on 2021-05-31 22:43:13   Reply   Private Reply