A car worth waiting 15 years for...

Source: EweToob
Published: Jun 9, 2021
Author: Trabant
Post Date: 2021-06-09 17:23:08 by Esso
Views: 786

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Sprek Deutch? Nein? Hit the CC button for pretty bad translations.

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#1: Esso    To: Lod, Dakmar, Car Guys (#0)

That is some honest-to-by-God damn fine commie engineering. We should be there by next year.

26 seething HrsPrs in a festering 2-stroke powerhouse. Suck on that capitalist-pig-dogs.

Esso posted on 2021-06-09 18:09:21   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

Q. How do you double the value of a Trabant?
A. Fill up the tank!

Q. How many workers does it take to build a Trabi?
A. Three, one to cut, one to fold and one to paste.

Q. How do you measure the acceleration of a Trabant?
A. With a diary.

Q. Why do some Trabants have heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm when pushing.

Q. What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Trabant?
A. You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

Q. When does a Trabi reach its top speed?
A. When it's being towed.

Dakmar posted on 2021-06-10 07:36:38   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

Esso posted on 2021-06-10 09:25:36   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: All (#3)

Fun fact #1: You can get high as shit smoking the Duraplast bodywork.

Esso posted on 2021-06-10 09:31:57   Reply   Private Reply