Poster Comment:
I still haven't figured out how you make over half a planet go bat-shit crazy insane.
| Source: | Anything Goes |
| Published: | Jun 28, 2021 |
| Author: | Paul Joseph Watson |
| Post Date: | 2021-06-28 14:09:12 by Esso |
| Views: | 1236 |
Poster Comment:
I still haven't figured out how you make over half a planet go bat-shit crazy insane.
#1: Pinguinite To: Esso (#0)
This new Korean guy can now declare himself a "person of color".
Next up: A 20-year old trans-ager who demands the right to collect social security benefits because he identifies as a 70 year-old. Any bets against him losing his case?
Car insurance companies will also be required to give the same insurance rates to all clients regardless of age, gender, or ever driving history, as an accident prone driver will, of course, identify as a perfectly safe driver.
Pinguinite posted on 2021-06-28 14:19:05 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: Pinguinite, 4um (#1)
That shouldn't be much of a problem because I think SS is proportioned to how much you paid in. I suppose the work-around will be to identify as putting in a million or more without having done so.
Not on your life.
That one's easy. They'll just charge everyone a billion dollars a month. EQUITY MAN!
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 14:39:11 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-06-28 14:42:30 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-06-28 15:18:21 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-06-28 15:20:45 Reply Private Reply
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Lod posted on 2021-06-28 15:26:29 Reply Private Reply
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Lod posted on 2021-06-28 15:38:41 Reply Private Reply
#8: Esso To: Lod (#6)
I don't know about you, but I'm starting to be greatly offended by idiots and psychopaths being presented in good-looking packaging. Dr. Jill MD and AOC come to mind offhand. Although my delicate sensibilities are being somewhat discombobulated, I'm not quite to the point of dying my hair blue and becoming a homo. Not yet. If my smokes have to come with warnings that they'll kill me and my car battery has to warn me not to drink its contents, it should be damned illegal not to have the Nutter-Set geared-up with some kind of safety packaging as well.
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 16:19:50 Reply Private Reply
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BTP Holdings posted on 2021-06-28 16:28:19 Reply Private Reply
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Lod posted on 2021-06-28 16:35:44 Reply Private Reply
#11: Esso To: Lod (#10)
I'd rather cut off my punky. You just want to see me with blue hair, don't you?
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 16:38:51 Reply Private Reply
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Athlete So Oppressed By America That She's Representing America In The Olympics
EUGENE, ORIn a move many are hailing as both "stunning" and "brave", hammer-throwing athlete Gwen Berry turned her back on the flag as the national anthem played after she qualified to represent America in the Olympics.
"America stinks, and it has oppressed me my entire life," said Berry. "My qualification for the U.S. Olympic team is just another example of the long string of systemic injustices I have suffered at the hand of systemic white systems of Western cis-patriarchal oppression and the systems of hetero Christian male dominance and the... what was I talking about? Oh yeah-- America stinks and I'm oppressed!"
Berry says she hopes to share her inspiring message with young girls of color everywhere-- that they will never belong in America, be happy in America, or be free in America due to the color of their skin.
"I am disgusted with myself for representing this racist country in the Olympic games, but it was my only option since China doesn't really let black athletes compete. I look forward to the universal acclaim, Nike endorsement deals, and vast riches that are coming my way! Yay me! Also, did I mention I'm oppressed?"
Nike has applauded Berry's bravery and has offered her a $327 million endorsement deal and her own line of Uyghur-made clothing.
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 16:44:35 Reply Private Reply
#13: Esso To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#9)
A shit-bag by any other name...
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 16:54:21 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-06-28 17:30:11 Reply Private Reply
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Looking at people's eyes is racist!
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 18:12:07 Reply Private Reply
#16: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#12)
Right. The Uyghur's are the Muslim Chinese that China has been sending into Afghanistan to fight the Americans. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-06-28 19:43:44 Reply Private Reply
#17: Esso To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#16)
Maybe, my man. Asia was never my beat. Popular legend has it that the Weegurs are in holocaust camps. it's hard to find the truth about anything anymore. You know what I mean?
This constant hot tub of lies is wasting me away. I used to get paid a lot to wade into this septic tank...
Sorry, man, I'm out of songs. They haven't mad much lately, except shit. I remember this one from my neighbor Betty's funeral when I had to dress up like the frito bandito and I wasn't allowed to sign the guest book because I was a biohazard.
"Is that Jim McFucking Esso?"
"No, lady. He died in November of 2013."
Esso posted on 2021-06-28 21:13:54 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2021-06-28 22:52:08 Reply Private Reply
#19: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#18)
I would go into this 7-11 in Illinois. There was a Pakistani behind the register. He would tell customers, "Have a good time." when he really meant, "Have a nice day." ROTFLOL
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-06-29 21:05:01 Reply Private Reply