'You Just Don't Understand Socialism Like I Do,' Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft
MIAMI, FL—While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good and how he knows a lot more about socialism than people from socialist countries.
"Greetings!" Pollyton said. "I'm Eddard, he/him. I see from your skin color—which is the most important thing about you—that you are Cuban. Pretty sad how those Cubans aren't appreciating the great social programs they have right now, am I right?"
The man stared dumbfounded as the student went on and on about private ownership of the means of production, the plight of the proletariat, and the need for the workers to unite and work for the common good. He explained to the man who had nearly starved to death as a child and only survived because his parents had put him on a raft and dared a dangerous sea voyage across the Gulf of Mexico that Cubans have some of the best healthcare, free food and medicine, and literacy programs in the world.
Finally, the man had heard enough. "Get out of here. You young people have no idea what socialism is like, man."
Is it still considered satire when the stupid shit actually is happening?
'Vaccines Should Be Mandatory,' Says Woman Wearing My Body, My Choice T-Shirt
PORTLAND, OR—During a conversation at work Monday, local woman Reighnye Leighton argued that the government should just mandate that everyone get vaccinated. She made this argument as she wore her favorite, well-worn "My Body, My Choice" T-shirt.
"Vaccines should be mandatory," said the woman who goes out and protests every weekend that she should be able to get an abortion at any time because it's "her body, her choice."
Leighton argued that though people do have a right to privacy and to make their own healthcare decisions, ultimately, the government can overrule that if it's in the interest of saving innocent lives. "If it saves one life, it's worth it," she added, though she believes every woman in the nation has the right to end a life inside of her if it becomes inconvenient.
Watch Beanie Ben melt down over the libs insanity! It'd be hard being surrounded by all this delusion and insanity as smart as he is. He gets fired up and starts shaking like he's got Parkinson's sometimes.
Transgender Parent Tries To Breastfeed Child in BIZARRE Viral Video
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'You Just Don't Understand Socialism Like I Do,' Says College Freshman To Man Who Escaped Socialism On A Raft
MIAMI, FL—While on his way to a summer sociology course at the University of Miami, local college freshman Eddard Pollyton noticed a Cuban American man sitting on a bench. He took the time to lecture the man, who had escaped socialism on a raft when he was young, on why socialism is actually good and how he knows a lot more about socialism than people from socialist countries.
"Greetings!" Pollyton said. "I'm Eddard, he/him. I see from your skin color—which is the most important thing about you—that you are Cuban. Pretty sad how those Cubans aren't appreciating the great social programs they have right now, am I right?"
The man stared dumbfounded as the student went on and on about private ownership of the means of production, the plight of the proletariat, and the need for the workers to unite and work for the common good. He explained to the man who had nearly starved to death as a child and only survived because his parents had put him on a raft and dared a dangerous sea voyage across the Gulf of Mexico that Cubans have some of the best healthcare, free food and medicine, and literacy programs in the world.
Finally, the man had heard enough. "Get out of here. You young people have no idea what socialism is like, man."
"Wait a minute—did you just assume my gender?"
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'Vaccines Should Be Mandatory,' Says Woman Wearing My Body, My Choice T-Shirt
PORTLAND, OR—During a conversation at work Monday, local woman Reighnye Leighton argued that the government should just mandate that everyone get vaccinated. She made this argument as she wore her favorite, well-worn "My Body, My Choice" T-shirt.
"Vaccines should be mandatory," said the woman who goes out and protests every weekend that she should be able to get an abortion at any time because it's "her body, her choice."
Leighton argued that though people do have a right to privacy and to make their own healthcare decisions, ultimately, the government can overrule that if it's in the interest of saving innocent lives. "If it saves one life, it's worth it," she added, though she believes every woman in the nation has the right to end a life inside of her if it becomes inconvenient.
babylonbee.com/news/vacci...my-body-my-choice-t-shirt
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Transgender Parent Tries To Breastfeed Child in BIZARRE Viral Video
Too funny.
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Our goose is fully cooked.
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