So, you still have guns in your house, huh?
First of all, shame on you. Second of all, we realize you may be slightly hesitant about just turning them all over to the government, so we put together a list of reasons (out of the hundreds of reasons) you should just turn in your guns right now. Read and learn, you bitter clinger!
1) The government is very trustworthy and would never hurt anyone: Also, they have nukes. Resistance is futile. Just hand 'em over!
2) With your gun safe empty, you now have a neat place to hide when robbers break into your home: Let your gun safe keep YOU safe! As an added bonus, you can now use your gun safe to store all your surgical masks and vaccination cards!
3) Instead of shooting clays on Thanksgiving, you can play great games with your family, like Monopoly: Nothing brings a family together like Monopoly!
4) The government needs your guns so they can shoot people trying to sell loose cigarettes: Donate your firearms to the noble cause of fighting the evil forces trying to sell untaxed cigarettes to people who can't afford a full pack!
5) You can spend the time you used to spend at the gun range educating yourself: With time, maybe you can learn to be less problematic.
6) The government will donate your guns to a noble cause: Like drug cartels and insurgents in the Middle East. Think of how much good your gun could be doing right now in the government's hands!
7) You can rest assured knowing that criminals will turn in their guns too: Criminals always do the right thing when given the chance.
8) Now you can defend your home with a cool spiked mace and broadsword: Come on—who doesn't want to do this? Turn in your gun and defend your home like a REAL man.
9) You'll be a rich man not having to buy ammo: Aren't you tired of getting in fights with your wife about how much you spend on guns and ammo? Plus, you'll have more money to spend on masks!
10) What's the worst that could happen? Just give it a try! Could be fun, actually!
#1: Lod To: Esso (#0)
Lod posted on 2021-07-27 13:18:51 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: Lod, 4um (#1)
Esso posted on 2021-07-27 13:29:20 Reply Private Reply
#3: Lod To: Esso (#2)
Lod posted on 2021-07-27 13:49:28 Reply Private Reply
#4: Cynicom To: LodEsso, BTP Holdings (#3)
Check the records, FDR called the rising tide of socialism as "SILLY LITTLE COMMUNISTS".
Well the tide is IN and has us by the throat.
Past time for Trump to stand up, call a spade a spade, put the fear of God in the swamp.
Cynicom posted on 2021-07-27 16:34:23 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: All (#2)
Esso posted on 2021-07-27 17:00:00 Reply Private Reply
#6: Lod To: Esso (#5)
Lod posted on 2021-07-27 17:37:55 Reply Private Reply
#7: Esso To: Lod (#6)
Esso posted on 2021-07-27 18:05:25 Reply Private Reply
#8: Lod To: Esso, Cyni, 4um (#7)
Lod posted on 2021-07-27 20:52:23 Reply Private Reply
#9: StraitGate To: Lod (#8)
"But you're not perishing, Brother."
"Well, maybe not. But I'm READY to perish."
StraitGate posted on 2021-07-27 21:03:13 Reply Private Reply
#10: StraitGate To: Lod (#1)
Thank you. Good point. Porky just needed him some gratification.
StraitGate posted on 2021-07-27 21:06:22 Reply Private Reply
#11: Lod To: StraitGate (#9)
Of course, Christians have been praying that for nearly two millennia now.
Only God our Father knows the day and the time...
Lod posted on 2021-07-27 21:19:26 Reply Private Reply
#12: Esso To: Lod (#11)
Esso posted on 2021-07-27 21:45:56 Reply Private Reply
#13: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#0)
I had a cousin that ran a cigarette vending route on south side of Chicago.
He carried a pistol that was .32.20 caliber. That was a bottle neck cartridge, a .38 that narrowed to .32.
One day this black kid tried to steal some things off the back of his truck and he was shooting at him.
Another day he was going down a side street near south side. Three black guys stepped out in front of him. One had a pistol. He floored it. They put four rounds in left rear of truck, driver high. The boss was mad the stock got torn up. He said, "Screw that! The stock saved my life."
But he is dead a very long time now and passed away long before his mother. :-/
BTP Holdings posted on 2021-07-27 22:01:56 Reply Private Reply