If we can't believe what you say about the dog, why should we believe what you say about more important stories.

When working for State of Illinois on snow and ice, I was on Algonquin Rd trying to get the last of the salt off the truck. The body was up.

All of a sudden I noticed a car in the right lane that was snow covered. I hit the brakes but it was too late. I hit him and broke out the rear window of his car.

I called in on the 10-50. The guy took off and left the scene.

When the cops got there they said, "If there is no other car, there is no accident."

I worked with a guy that was a reformed drunk. He said, "Haven't you ever stopped in the middle of the road to take a nap?" ROTFLMAO!