When I was snow plowing for State of Illinois I hit a parked car once. I took off.

When in the yard a call came in. Someone said a state truck hit their car.

The time keeper usually answered the phone. He asked if they got a truck number. The reply must have been, "No." since he told them, "Then I can't help you."

I was out of salt and some guy squeezed me out. I hit the brakes but no good. Doo-doo happens. ;)