Trash Collection RESTRICTIONS

The Solid Waste department asks residents to pitch in and limit garbage and recycling disposal to their City-issued cart each week until further notice.

THE COVID SURGE IS IMPACTING THE COLLECTION PROCESS

- Will only collect what fits in City-issued bin with lid closed.
- Will not collect extra bags placed outside cart.
- One piece of furniture or non-freon (sic, tradename) appliance allowed each week.
- Mattress and box spring must be wrapped in plastic.
- Place yard waste in City bin. (I assume they mean the garbage bin, not recycle)
- Highly recommended taking yard waste, including leaves, limbs and
branches, to City Utilities' Biosolids Facility. Hours and address on
the back of this card. (Cost is $1 per 100 lbs. Rounded up, of course, i.e. 101 lbs. = $2)

(Pic of an angry cartoon garbage can, overflowing, two garbage bags in front of it, one hand on its hip, the other held out in a STOP gesture. The obverse has the address and hours of the biosolids facility along with mailing info)

Poster Comment:

Hmmm, apparently the $25/hr +benefits ankle bracelet gang is overwrought.

Perhaps they'd be better off writing and disseminating propaganda for a right- wing splinter faction of a shadowy government intelligence agency. Pays better, and you never have to leave the house. I heard the Babylon Bee is hiring too. That shit writes itself nowadays.

Better and better everyday! LET'S GO BRANDON!

God, I miss the 80s when we were only on the brink of a nuclear war. For the first time in my life, I'm thinkin' we're not gonna make it. Well, I got to 60 like the song says, and then some. I was surprised to find out how much older I am then Sen. Ted Cruz last night.

I suppose I should grow up and quit pretending to be 24 going on 18.

Nah.