Cap'n Brandon here. I apparently dozed off after my "early morning flight", as WH spox, Jen Peesaki would call it. I was dreaming I was back in college, sporting some spiffy grey dress pants, a fresh, starched dress shirt and tie. I was trying to find a bathroom, but they were all transgender and broken. Then I heard some gal say, "How about a little come suck before I go home?"

That woke me up. There was some congressional hearing or something running on EweToob. So I went and peed.

Haven't received a flight plan or mission profile yet, maybe I'll get the day off. Last Tuesday was really slow. Here's what I know: Potato- in-Chief is supposed to travel to Pentagon City, VA to campaign for supreme dirtball Terry Mcauliff, and that's about it so far.

Respectively submitted, the most popular pilot at Air America, Cap'n Brandon. LET'S GO BRANDON!