I got a letter in the mail a couple days ago. I'm supposed to suck the life out of everybody that pays taxes.

Dealing with O'boingoCare on healthcare.com is a nightmare. I looked at the dealie from my current provider, well, you and I have to pay me $900.00 a month.

Sorry, I didn't make the program, but since the potato-in-chief fixed everything, we all get to pay more and get less.

I apologize to you all. The only reason that I have health insurance at all is to protect an eleven year girl that I spent a two tons of money to get her away from a meth head and back where she belongs.

Yeah, I'll shoot you in the face, but if you don't try to kill me, I can be a pretty nice, sensitive guy.

I didn't invent O'boingoCare and the subsequent reduction in care.

I'm just trying to help out a little girl and her father. It's probably going to cost me a lot more than you're forced to pay me in O'Boingo care.