You Should Always be Careful Around Otters

Source: https://dailystormer.su/you-should-always-be-careful-around-otters/
Published: Dec 11, 2021
Author: Andrew Anglin
Post Date: 2021-12-11 11:13:13 by Ada
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If there’s one thing I’ve always tried to stress on this website, it’s that you should never encroach on the territory of otters.

New York Post:

A Singapore resident was hospitalized after a bizarre animal attack last month in which he was accosted by a gang of otters, who reportedly bit him 26 times.

“I actually thought I was going to die – they were going to kill me,” British native Graham George Spencer told the Straits Times of the otterly frightening encounter, which occurred Nov. 30 while he was strolling to the Singapore Botanic Gardens with a friend.

Spencer, who is in his 60s, was reportedly approaching the visitors center when he spotted around 20 otters crossing a dimly-lit path in front of him. He claimed it was the first time he had seen the mustelids in the area despite taking his morning walks there for five months. The animal encounter went south after a jogger ran through the pack, causing the fish-eaters to go “crazy like dogs” and try to bite the passerby, the shocked senior told Singapore’s Today online newspaper.

Fortunately, the runner escaped, but the water weasels set their sights on Spencer, who believed they’d mistook him for the runner.

The ornery otters reportedly hit him in the ankles, pushed him down and leaped on top of Spencer, then proceeded to bite the prone man around his legs, shoes and buttocks, with one nipping his finger, according to the media reports.

“I was bitten 26 times in 10 seconds,” an aghast Spencer recalled to Today.

Salvation came after the victim’s friend, who was about “15 paces” away, ran up to him screaming and yelling in an attempt to scare the hairy hooligans away.

What a bunch of retards.

The first rule of otters is do not relax around otters.

The second rule of otters is do not relax around otters.

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#1: NeoconsNailed    To: Ada (#0)

It's a terrible thing -- there have been 42 massed otter attacks in my county this week.

There's also a hateful meme going around

knowyourmeme.com/memes/around-blacks-never-relax

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-12-11 11:17:07   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: Ada, 4um (#0)

I'll never look at "Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas" the same again.

You've ruined my never-ending childhood.

"We're not birds! We're a jug band."

Esso posted on 2021-12-11 11:53:20   Reply   Private Reply


#3: BTP Holdings    To: NeoconsNailed (#1)

there have been 42 massed otter attacks in my county this week.

What are those seagoing fish eaters doing in South Carolina?

I've seen vids of otters using a stone to crack open shellfish to get at what is inside. It takes some smarts to figure out a tool to use in such a situation. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2021-12-11 12:24:10   Reply   Private Reply


#4: NeoconsNailed    To: BTP Holdings (#3)

They heard we're a coastal state.;)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2021-12-11 14:29:53   Reply   Private Reply