Rob Schneider Predicts What Would Happen if Jesus Came Back Tomorrow

Source: http://www.stationgossip.com/2021/12/snl-alumni-rob-schneider-predicts-what.html
Published: Dec 15, 2021
Author: staff
Post Date: 2021-12-15 12:03:42 by Horse
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Rob Schneider @RobSchneider

If Jesus came back tomorrow all news about his return would be immediately banned on Twitter and Facebook and a YouTube Fact Checker would put on warning labels and redirect views to the CDC and to Government warnings of global warming.

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#1: Darkwing    To: Horse (#0)

"Jesus came back tomorrow" BIG frelling deal, who gives a rats ass. Just another bible thumper.

Darkwing posted on 2021-12-15 15:57:49   Reply   Private Reply

#2: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt    To: Horse (#0)

probably so but if Jesus came back, I doubt the above would be any kind of impediment.

a couple of scriptures come first to mind...there are others I'm sure.

“I tell you,” He answered, “if they remain silent, the very stones will cry out.”

biblehub.com/luke/19-40.htm

7Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him— even those who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. So shall it be! Amen.

biblehub.com/revelation/1-7.htm

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt posted on 2021-12-15 18:07:05   Reply   Private Reply