A substitute teacher was ejected from a school for failing to meow at a student during roll call who self-identifies as a cat. A normal student tells the substitute teacher that she “has to meow back at him because he self-identifies as a cat.” The teacher was flabbergasted and asked if there is a litter box in the classroom. The student leaped out of his (its) seat, as the teacher sarcastically barked “roof” at him, and the cat-boy scurried out of the classroom and headed to the office to report the insensitive indiscretion of the sub. That teacher’s reaction really must have rubbed the cat’s fur the wrong way.