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CRY HAVOC! And let slip Bidet's Rainbow Warriors. This is all part of the plan for Bidet's freakshow. Make energy out of reach for us deplorables.
Apparently NATO is as far gone as the CIA. How'd that work out?
That is a parody by Steven Crowder. The actual "Humans of CIA" on the Official CIA EweToob channel is just as bad. Look it up.
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So far, so good on oil, up about 5%. Stocks down, gold up, crypto down.
No more mean Tweets though, thank God.
(Edit) Thanks Joe, you killed my girlfriend 21 weeks ago, I can't get the food I want at the grocery or parts for my lawn tractor and you've cost me $8,000 so far today.
You're off my Christmas card list, buddy, and you might as well forget about any birthday presents if you make it that long.
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President Addresses Nation
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—As Russia invaded Ukraine last night, the world anxiously waited for an official statement from the One True President who would never let something like this happen and will fix everything: Donald Trump.
In an exclusive interview with Fox News, Trump assured the world he will get everything under control.
"Sleepy Joe Biden is a total loser who doesn't know what he's doing," said Trump to Laura Ingraham. "He's plunging the world into chaos! Total disgrace. And on top of all that, he treated me very badly, by the way. Very badly. Unlike Putin, who was actually very nice to me and would never have invaded Ukraine if I was President, which I rightfully am."
Ingraham then asked Trump what he plans to do about Russia's invasion.
"Well, I'm gonna be reinstated as President, first of all," replied Trump. "Then we're gonna do a deal. A really good deal with Putin. I'm the best at making deals. Biden doesn't know deals like I do. And his son, Hunter! Have you seen him? What a beauty that guy is! Hunter was actually very nice to me but he's a crackhead. Sad."
According to several sources, America and the rest of the world breathed a sigh of relief knowing a "strong, capable alpha" like Trump will soon be back in charge.
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Lod posted on 2022-02-24 13:37:08 Reply Private Reply
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Viva Frei or somebody from up there was saying yesterday that the new police no-go zone is twice as big as the original protest.
Bidet's War has knocked anything about that or the US Convoy off the news.
Listen to the first couple minutes of this...
Knowles is spot-on. I suppose I should decide if I'm going poon hunting or breakin' out the whiskey. Tough choice.
Esso posted on 2022-02-24 13:40:30 Reply Private Reply
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Whiskey it is! Thanks Lod.
The late Warren Oates and Roy Scheider
Jack Braddock: I had twenty years in this outfit, when your idea of a good time was sittin' in front of the TV tube, watchin' Bugs Bunny and gnawing on your Fudge-sickle!
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Nonetheless, enjoy the balance of the day.
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