U.S.—As the war between Russia and Ukraine rages on, restaurants across the country are now requiring proof of Ukraine support in order to eat in their restaurants. Patrons are being asked to produce a photo ID and open up their social media profiles to prove they have been adequately supporting Ukraine by posting flags and sharing the latest wartime propaganda.
"We need to support Ukraine as it is the latest thing we are supposed to support," said the manager of one NYC cafe. "If you aren't adequately supporting the thing that everyone says we are supposed to be supporting at this time, you don't deserve to eat in my store!"
When asked about whether he would still require vaccine cards due to the pandemic, he stared blankly and said: "The what? I'm not sure what you're talking about."
Patrons who don't have adequate evidence of Ukraine support will then have to show adequate evidence of Russia hatred before entering.
#1: Esso To: Ada, 4um (#0)
I wasn't sure if this was real or the Bee by looking at the title. My services were required at a bar where my Godson works as a DJ Thursday night. The kids (green/purple hair types) that inhabit that particular establishment had the CNN/White House talking points down pat.
Cover charge $0, three well whiskey/diets and tip $15, wrecker charge (after hours) $80, vehicle repairs (head gasket, water pump, oil change, etc.) $2,500. Hearing the weird hair girls and soy-bois regurgitate Bidet propaganda, PRICELE$$.
I need to track down Chip first thing Monday morning and see if he was serious about accepting Au/Ag bullion as payment for his mechanic services like we talked about last time my truck was in for service.
Esso posted on 2022-03-12 09:48:37 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2022-03-12 10:40:05 Reply Private Reply