US Astronaut Is About To Be Trapped In Space As Biden Attacks Russia

Source: Salty Army
Published: Mar 12, 2022
Author: Salty Cracker
Post Date: 2022-03-12 14:32:05 by Esso
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#1: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#0)

He'd just have to wait for SpaceX to bring him back. No biggie.

In the mean time, he can sanction his fellow cosmonauts and refuse to let them use the American toilet facilities.

Pinguinite posted on 2022-03-12 16:01:59   Reply   Private Reply

#2: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#0)

US Astronaut Is About To Be Trapped In Space As Biden Attacks Russia

Unfortunately, Elon Musk's stainless steel rocket might not be available for a couple more years. :-/

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-03-12 18:26:09   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Dakmar    To: Esso (#0)

Biden 3:00am phone call:

Hello, Vladimir? My kid hasn't come home, have you seen him? I hate to bother you at such a late hour, but the Zelinskys told us he was last seen with your vicious gang of cosmonauts. Come On, Man! We love our little spaceman, don't let our supplying a gang of genocidal nazis intent on ethnic cleansing your people from territory agreed to after we overthrew their elected government stand in the way of peace, sucker.

Dakmar posted on 2022-03-12 19:21:20   Reply   Private Reply