Dude needs more vids, and less of him sermonizing.

Yeah, he was stretching. Take a look at this vid from 2013. What I want you to look for is the weird stuff going on with the green Caddy right at the beginning. It's blink of an eye stuff...

1. Something unusual hanging under the left front control arm.
2. The strange way the rear anti-sway bar is hanging.
3. The body panels and grill doing a hoochi-goochie.
4. The last bounce of the right front wheel. It does a strange double bounce that would make me grit my teeth if I had any. I could feel the parts breaking.

And there's that great looking "Let's ride" blonde with the platinum eyes. She's to the left of Shelton on the porch scenes, and in white on the river scenes. I love her head twitch to the right. I'd love to see her gait. Her eyes don't scare me. I bet she could get me to clean out my accounts double-quick though.

If you're wondering what the words are under where Shelton's headlights are supposed to be: Doesn't play (R) - Well with others (L).

This video was posted in mid 2013, well before the negroes got uppity. I think it was clever and fun. That's over now.

Here's a blast from the past that came to mind while I was having my mental meltdown yesterday. I turned on the English closed captions and learned the whole meaning is different in German than the Uhmerican version. I was thinking about my time in Germany with Punk.

NENA | 99 Luftballons [1983] [Offizielles HD Musikvideo]

Nena was a cute gal except for those damn black eyes.

I went to pick up my tax papers yesterday. Christa just happened to be switching clients when I was there. I got to see the platinum rose. I didn't have my cheaters so I couldn't see it real well. She loved it. I'm a popular guy with the gals there. They know my name without having to announce it.

(Edit) Ramette is still MIA. She wasn't at Lake/Coliseum or the Georgetown branch last time I was at the bank. I bet she misses me.

Lowriders came out of Mexican culture in LA, a lot of Cheech's had jobs with airlines working on hydraulics. It was a way for them to showcase their skills. I hate any modifications to cars that doesn't either make them faster or handle better, but whatever. :)

The coons (aka pimps/nigs/jigaboos) saw what the Mexicans were doing, and due to the "Looks At Me" aspect central to their culture, began buying lowrider cars from the Mexicans, often times replacing roadworthy tires with crap meant only for show, which was bad enough but then the coons would attempt to run them at high speeds on the streets. This was the beginning of the public demanding regulation of lowrider culture.