Ordering Beef in Bulk

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy4p_gPv_Ps
Published: Jul 2, 2022
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2022-07-02 13:41:18 by Horse
Views: 750

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Pray your don't get hit by a blackout.

This farm is in North Carolina.

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#1: Dakmar    To: Horse (#0)

I wrote a song titled "ordering beef in bulk" for the 1991 Pride Parade, but the judges ruled my entry ineligible due to technical logistics. In truth, I think they didn't get my sense of humor. Oh well....

Dakmar posted on 2022-07-02 16:35:55   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Horse (#0)

Can I borrow a couple dollars, just until next week?

Dakmar posted on 2022-07-02 17:00:54   Reply   Private Reply

#3: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#2)

I worked with this older Jewish man, and he had a good looking daughter.

I asked him once if he thought she might go on a date with me.

He said, "With a Shagetz like you?"

Shagetz is the opposite of Schiksa. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-07-02 17:54:24   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#3)

Dakmar posted on 2022-07-02 18:01:23   Reply   Private Reply

#5: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#4)

When we worked for the florist shop in Chicago, one night myself and another guy went to the Ambassador West Hotel at midnight to pick up after a Jewish wedding.

When we got there the band was playing and people were still dancing. The guy with me started taking flowers from the tables. I told him, "You can't do that when they are still dancing." He said, "I'k going out for a beer."

He never came back and I had to get all the equipment out by myself.

Several years later I was sitting in a bar room and who walks in? You guessed it, the guy that took off on me at the wedding.

He had a cane and I asked, "What happened to you?"

He said it was MS. He might be dead by now for all I know. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2022-07-02 18:42:35   Reply   Private Reply