The University of California San Diego wants to help its students get operations on their tops and bottoms. Therefore, the school has published a guide.

For female students who’d like their breasts removed — or a penis made from arm skin — and for males who prefer a vagina fashioned from their penis, the system will assist.

As indicated at UCSD.edu, the Student Health Insurance Plan covers the operations as well as “hormone therapy.”

Additionally encompassed by the plan:

Vocal Training

Electrolysis and Laser Hair Removal of Face, Neck, and Donor Site

Tracheal Shaves

Fertility Preservation

For male-to-female “gender-conforming facial surgery”:

Brow Lift

Forehead Contouring

Malar (Cheek) Implants

Jaw and/or Chin Re-Shaping

Lip Shortening

Scalp (Hairline) Advancement

Rhinoplasty;

For female-to-male:

Augmentation Thyroid Chondroplasty

Chin Implant and/or Genioplasty

Jaw Implant

Travel expense is also paid, for as many as six trips. Up to $250 for round-trip airfare will be provided.

Poster Comment:

You could get a job working for UCSD going door to door in Texas asking people to donate to this worthy endeavor. (Might want to load up on health and life insurance.)