1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy"
8. dontuseanypunctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are ... Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is: To Go
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name: "Rock Hard".
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream: "I Won!, I Won"!
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start ! Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling: "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose"!!
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner: "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go".
#1: Esso To: Lod, X-15, 4um (#0)
Like we need instructions for that? How about? 1. Put a Dimocrat in any position of power.
Slow day. It seems that Mondays are the day for Bidet's insanity. Friday used to be O'Boingo's [The Friday Night News Dump]. I don't think Trump had one. I guess he wasn't actively trying to destroy the country and world, I guess.
I can't imagine another two and a quarter years of this insanity. The country won't survive.
Esso posted on 2022-09-20 15:12:29 Reply Private Reply
#2: Dakmar To: Esso (#1)
No qiero, y nolo compadre!
Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 15:49:30 Reply Private Reply
#3: Dakmar To: All (#2)
Day 1: no change
Day 2: no change
Day 3: Robbery at local Catholic church reported on local news. No one was injured, but several cases of powdered milk were stolen. Suspects seen driving north from Meadows Projects in a brown '86 Buick Regal. Argentinians cleared...
Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 15:56:33 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 17:05:53 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 17:07:56 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 17:17:21 Reply Private Reply
#7: Dakmar To: Lod (#0)
Way ahead of you Lod. I have insisted on pronouns. My prounouns!
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Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 17:48:27 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 17:51:41 Reply Private Reply
#9: Dakmar To: Lod (#0)
How did that slip by me? I'll do it!
Dakmar posted on 2022-09-20 17:58:30 Reply Private Reply