Goddamn it, Happy birthday Lod

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Oct 30, 2022
Author: Jim
Post Date: 2022-10-30 21:25:46 by Esso
Views: 2084

Sorry Dad, I almost forgot with Sling Blade being two days late getting the Squirt here while he's cutting my grass.

The little newly-minted 12 y/o was a little cutting as to why her presents were two days late. Papa-San corrected her post haste.

That being said, Happy Birthday to the "Kindest and Gentlest Soul on the Internet" since the award was invented when you went online.

I'm a little ashamed of not doing my duty by having this online at 0000 Zulu, but we live in turbulent times, and mistakes are made.

I love you, Jim, my fourth surrogate Dad. Happy Birthday! Godspeed.

Esso [Pacman]

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#1: Esso    To: Dakmar, Straitgate, X-15, Noone222, 4um (#0)

Say hi.

Esso posted on 2022-10-30 22:27:31   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Christine, Lod (#1)

Esso posted on 2022-10-30 22:52:27   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Lod, 4um (#2)

I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY (1949) by Hank Williams

Lod, I think I've got the JooToob/Joogle algorithms figured out so good that they can read my mind and my dreams in my sleep. A very dangerous game to play, but it's an exciting one.

Esso posted on 2022-10-30 23:09:47   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Lady X    To: Esso, Lod (#0)

Happy Birthday Lod!

Lady X posted on 2022-10-30 23:37:57   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Lady X, Lod, 4um (#4)

I heard this song early in the Covi hysteria driving a vacuum cleaner [exotic car] from a refurb shop to a dealer. I couldn't sign my neighbor's Betty guestbook at her funeral. Heard this song a hundred times on the way from up north.

Betty was kind of a surrogate mamma. A neighbor two doors down which is now a cartel drug operation.

Esso posted on 2022-10-31 00:04:21   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Esso    To: All (#5)

I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine...

Esso posted on 2022-10-31 00:20:12   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Lady X (#4)

Esso posted on 2022-10-31 00:26:56   Reply   Private Reply

#8: X-15    To: Lod, Esso (#1)

Happy Birthday, Lod!!!

X-15 posted on 2022-10-31 00:31:11   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Lady X, 4um (#4)

I used to be a big shot...

But I'm a nobody...

HIGH THERE!

Esso posted on 2022-10-31 00:38:45   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: X-15, Lod, 4um (#8)

Good to see you here X. I feel bad about being so late to this gig.

Here's your movie, big boy. You should've let me know about the affair with Dick Van Dyke's honey, stud.

X-15 1961 FULL MOVIE

And now you know the rest of the story about about a kooky 4um poster...

Esso posted on 2022-10-31 00:52:24   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Horse    To: Lod (#10)

I suppose I should wish you a happy birthday despite the fact that you are much younger than I am!

Horse posted on 2022-10-31 06:50:45   Reply   Private Reply

#12: NeoconsNailed    To: Esso (#0)

Happy birthday, Lod.

NeoconsNailed posted on 2022-10-31 08:24:29   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Lod    To: Horse, Esso, Lady X, X-15, midnight ramblers, all (#11)

Thanks so much for the 76th b-day thoughts and good wishes, they are all appreciated.

Lod posted on 2022-10-31 10:46:38   Reply   Private Reply

#14: AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt    To: Lod (#13)

Happy Birthday, Lod! God's blessings to you today and every day.

AllTheKings'HorsesWontDoIt posted on 2022-10-31 13:54:59   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Dakmar    To: Lod (#13)

Herzlichen Glückwunsch wiggy!

Dakmar posted on 2022-10-31 20:57:28   Reply   Private Reply