Besides COVID, Here Are 43 Other Things Democrats Are Requesting Amnesty On

Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/besides-covid-here-are-43-other-things-democrats-are-requesting-amnesty-on
Published: Nov 2, 2022
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2022-11-02 10:57:34 by Ada
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After shattering countless lives with heavy-handed and unscientific COVID responses, the Democrats are now asking America to "forget it and move on."

Let's just pretend it never happened, shall we?

Here are some other things Democrats want you to forget their responsibility for:

Slavery

Jim Crow laws

Grooming children

Ted Kennedy

U2

Banning Dr. Seuss books

Trying to shut down a local business by Oberlin College with false accusations of racism

Trying to shut down a local business in Colorado with false accusations of homophobia

The DMV

Kale

Dr. Fauci

The Rings of Power

Comedienne Amy Schumer

The term "comedienne"

President Andrew Jackson

The Indian Removal Act and Trail of Tears

Gluing themselves to things

Keto cereal

Turning the frogs gay

$5 coffee

Faking Obama's birth certificate

Jeffrey Epstein

Killing Jeffrey Epstein

Michael Moore

Not killing Michael Moore

Peanut butter that you have to stir

The term "the personal is political"

The KKK

Kale again

Homeless crisis

Fatherless homes

Facebook's Metaverse

$7 coffee

The invention of taxation

Encouraging early decorating for Christmas as a scheme to make people annoyed with the holiday

The song "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

Saying "Happy Holidays" in a deliberate act to murder Christmas

Soccer

Calories and cholesterol

Electric cars

Burning down cities and murdering 19 people during the summer of love

Trying every day to destroy the whole of Western Civilization

Hillary Clinton

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