A pistol shot at five o'clock The bells of heaven ring Tell me what you done it for No I won't tell you a thing Yesterday I begged you Before I hit the ground All I leave behind me Is only what I found If you can abide it Let the hurdy gurdy play Stranger ones have come by here Before they flew away I will not condemn you Nor yet would I deny I would ask the same of you But failing, will not die Take up your china doll It's only fractured And a little nervous from the fall
I hate cooking for myself. By the time I get the shit out of the freezer to defrost, fuck around with it for several hours, then I'm not in the mood to eat it. I don't mind cooking, I actually like it, I just don't like doing it for myself. Same shit for house maintenance.
I need to talk some gal into shacking up with me full time. I'll cook, she can clean. She might have to use the snowblower rather than the vacuum the first couple times, though.
I hated paying for Little Maggies wine. And she couldn't even cook, and dishes were still greasy after she washed them. Still, it was nice having her around.
#1: Esso To: All (#0)
Next stop: Tel Aviv. Probably on an Air America jet.
Esso posted on 2022-12-22 17:45:35 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: All (#1)
FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried released on $250M bond
Uh, sure.
Esso posted on 2022-12-22 19:27:05 Reply Private Reply
#3: Dakmar To: Esso (#2)
Dakmar posted on 2022-12-22 19:28:58 Reply Private Reply
#4: Dakmar To: Esso (#2)
A pistol shot at five o'clock
The bells of heaven ring
Tell me what you done it for
No I won't tell you a thing
Yesterday I begged you
Before I hit the ground
All I leave behind me
Is only what I found
If you can abide it
Let the hurdy gurdy play
Stranger ones have come by here
Before they flew away
I will not condemn you
Nor yet would I deny
I would ask the same of you
But failing, will not die
Take up your china doll
It's only fractured
And a little nervous from the fall
Dakmar posted on 2022-12-22 19:32:39 Reply Private Reply
#5: Esso To: Dakmar (#4)
I need to talk some gal into shacking up with me full time. I'll cook, she can clean. She might have to use the snowblower rather than the vacuum the first couple times, though.
Esso posted on 2022-12-22 19:57:29 Reply Private Reply
#6: Dakmar To: Esso (#5)
Dakmar posted on 2022-12-22 20:06:31 Reply Private Reply
#7: octavia To: Esso (#1)
Private jet. Which will go down over the Mediterranean Sea.
octavia posted on 2022-12-22 20:53:03 Reply Private Reply
#8: Dakmar To: octavia (#7)
Dakmar posted on 2022-12-22 20:55:10 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: octavia, 4um (#7)
Maybe. It's hard to say what's next in Clown World.
The Babylon Bee is pretty good at predicting the future though.
(Edit) The Bee's "Parody to Prophesy" article this year should be a hoot. Last year I think it was like 90 stories.
Esso posted on 2022-12-22 21:12:35 Reply Private Reply
#10: Esso To: All (#9)
Esso posted on 2022-12-22 21:40:02 Reply Private Reply
#11: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)
Dakmar posted on 2022-12-22 21:40:36 Reply Private Reply