The point is that your testosterone levels are higher than those of young men.

The point is that your testosterone levels are higher than those of young men.

The last time I had a physical, the quack told me my testosterone was so high that I needed to take some snake oil pills to bring it down or I'd die of something, don't remember what.

That was a long time ago and the last I'll ever see a quack again except for trauma care.

You'll never catch this cat sporting a "man bun." GAK. GAY.

exactly. If my testosterone levels are to high and making my hair fall out , Im perfectly cool with that. I already know its a thing that happens in my family line. Thats because we carry that big dick energy. Im just fine with myself and my hormone levels. I know who the fuck I am. everyone else should know who they are too.

If my testosterone levels are to high and making my hair fall out...

That's how the high T conversation started with me.

MD says, "I can't believe you have any hair left."
"Why's that?"
"Your testosterone level is too high. It makes your hair fall out and you'll die of XXXXXXXX."
"Your test is wrong then"
"No, it can't be wrong. We're gonna have to get you on XXXXXXXX to get that under control."
"No we're not. Don't even bother writing that down." (MD starts scribbling faster. Probably something about "uncooperative patient.")

Since that damned collision in 2013 when "Texting Woman" about killed me, My pecker is the only thing I have that's working at 100%. My back, neck, hearing and balance are fucked. I'm in constant pain. They fuck up my dick, I've got nothin' left to live for.

That's why Dr. Horse MD-4um is as close to an MD as I get now. I know he's not a real MD. If he was, he'd be trying to get me to live on soy.

The bastards ain't gonna turn me into a woman and they're not gonna turn my little God-granddaughter into a boy. Read my tagline. I'm serious.