$27 Million Buys This In Naples, Florida

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Published: Feb 26, 2023
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2023-02-26 18:05:47 by Horse
Views: 594

156 feet of beach frontage on "unimproved" land...

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SEE PHOTO. It has a very nice lawn. I estimate the lot to be 1/3rd of an acre.

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#1: Esso    To: Horse, 4um (#0)

I estimate the lot to be 1/3rd of an acre.

Closer to a half of an acre. My lot is ~three-eights of an acre.

I'd put a single-wide on it with a detached four car garage just to piss off the Richy Riches.

I know, city ordinances wouldn't allow it.

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 18:31:27   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

What a perfect place to sell fresh produce. Who in the hell hates fresh produce?

Dakmar posted on 2023-02-26 19:41:00   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

Who in the hell hates fresh produce?

Go halvsies with me, we'll put a double wide on it with a six car garage.

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 19:50:07   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

I had a text come in just before you sent your pics, looks good.

My EBT benefits will be locked if I don't call a certain number. I'll starve.

My old company days are catching up with me.

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 19:57:15   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Horse, Dakmar, 4um (#0)

It has a very nice lawn.

Dakkie and me shouldn't do too much damage to the greenery rolling in our doublewide, the six car garage might be another story.

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 20:04:41   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

Looks like the perfect spot to drill for natural gas.

Dakmar posted on 2023-02-26 20:13:27   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

Looks like the perfect spot to drill for natural gas.

Anything to piss off the locals that are trying to sell a half acre for $27 million.

(Edit) My 3/8 acre, while not exactly on the beach, cost me $720 in the late 70s.

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 20:18:17   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

Meth lab? Donkey show? :)

Dakmar posted on 2023-02-26 20:20:22   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: Dakmar (#8)

I'm thinkin' truck (semi) shop. Let's roll some coal, baby!

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 20:23:36   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Dakmar    To: Esso (#9)

I've got it. We'll buy slaves from Libya, and sell them to NYC garment sweatshops.

Dakmar posted on 2023-02-26 20:34:40   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: Dakmar (#10)

We'll buy slaves from Libya, and sell them to NYC garment sweatshops.

Let's use the El Salvador gangbangers that are going to be delivered to Texas in a couple weeks. It'll save a ton on shipping.

LOGISTICS, MAN, LOGISTICS!

Esso posted on 2023-02-26 20:40:41   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Dakmar    To: Esso (#11)

Them Latins are feisty. I prefer dullards as cargo.

Dakmar posted on 2023-02-26 21:14:03   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Horse    To: Esso (#1)

Length is 156 feet. Width is less. 120 by 156 is 18,720 or .43 acres. 100 by 156 is 15,600 or .358 acre.

Horse posted on 2023-02-27 00:20:45   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Esso    To: Horse (#13)

Let's split the difference, OK?

Esso posted on 2023-02-27 01:07:37   Reply   Private Reply