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The bastard! I like DD's work. I'm surprised he has <800 subs.
Announcement by Dead Dave #memes #pictures #memery [Saturday Trash Thread]
| Source: | Dead Dave |
| Published: | Apr 1, 2023 |
| Author: | Dead Dave |
| Post Date: | 2023-04-01 10:03:33 by Esso |
| Views: | 2488 |
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 10:07:12 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 10:11:14 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 11:05:18 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 11:11:12 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 12:17:46 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 14:55:31 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 16:33:51 Reply Private Reply
#8: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#7)
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 17:18:08 Reply Private Reply
#9: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 17:23:28 Reply Private Reply
#10: Dakmar To: Esso (#8)
Uncle Hillary. Vote!
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 17:30:50 Reply Private Reply
#11: Esso To: Dakmar (#10)
Supposed hangover remedy properties
Though considered a traditional hangover remedy, the prairie oyster has not been scientifically proven to treat hangover symptoms. Headache experts say that a prairie oyster will not work as a remedy for a hangover.
It has been suggested that the raw egg in a prairie oyster may alleviate the symptoms of a hangover since eggs contain cysteine, an amino acid which helps the body break down acetaldehyde, a by-product of processing alcohol. However, there is no reliable evidence showing that consuming foods with this amino acid relieves hangover symptoms. Furthermore, research shows that amino acids in raw eggs are less digestible than amino acids in cooked eggs.
It has also been suggested that a prairie oyster may seem to relieve hangover symptoms by acting as a distraction and a placebo.
It works for me...
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 17:37:25 Reply Private Reply
#12: Dakmar To: Esso, Horse, Lod, StritGate (#9)
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 17:38:40 Reply Private Reply
#13: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#11)
I am THE preeminent headache "expert."
I'm tellin' ya they work.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 17:40:40 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 17:41:51 Reply Private Reply
#15: Esso To: Dakmar (#12)
Some lame-ass commutator said after the Nashville shooting, "Nobody wants to kill all the homosexuals, transvestites and pedophiles."
Obviously, I wasn't consulted.
Yes, I meant to say commutator. Think about it.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 17:45:58 Reply Private Reply
#16: Dakmar To: Esso (#13)
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 17:46:39 Reply Private Reply
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I finally get in a good mood and then YouTube starts blasting nigger crap.
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 17:49:50 Reply Private Reply
#18: Esso To: Dakmar (#14)
I was smart today. I ate a sammich earlier, then I made a pizza for later.
I hate cooking for myself, and I especially hate cooking when I've been imbibing.
I'm ready to strap it on. I might have company tomorrow, so I don't want to be in too bad of shape.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:01:50 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:11:56 Reply Private Reply
#21: Dakmar To: Esso (#18)
Pizza self protection nazi! Black Jesus hate you!
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 18:13:08 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:17:20 Reply Private Reply
#23: Dakmar To: Esso (#18)
I tried to stay with my my own kind...you know...people who look like me, and got accused of a hate crime. What the fuck?
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 18:17:25 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:23:45 Reply Private Reply
#25: Dakmar To: Esso (#23)
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die for you
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 18:26:45 Reply Private Reply
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JPMorgan Chase Compliance Dept. letter 3/21/2023
Please take action by 04/20/2023. Your accounts ending in ####, #### may be restricted if if we don't hear from you
Does that count? They wanted to know my source of income. They didn't like my answer. I told them JP Morgan Chase, which is true [dividends].
WTAF? I'm gonna be needin' my lawyer again.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:35:56 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:38:06 Reply Private Reply
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Call me as a witness in court Esso, I will bite their fucking faces off! :)
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 18:41:02 Reply Private Reply
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Don't worry, be happy! :)
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 18:44:47 Reply Private Reply
#30: Esso To: Dakmar (#28)
The only way this will see a courtroom is when I sue their socks off if they don't lay off.
I will pay to see the face-biting though. I think it's just one of Bidet's new 87,000 IRS agents thinking they hooked the Big Kahuna. It is concerning that they couldn't determine where the money was coming from, though.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:54:01 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2023-04-01 18:57:34 Reply Private Reply
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Monty Python legend Eric Idle looks back on "The Bright Side of Life"
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 19:01:30 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:02:56 Reply Private Reply
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turn it up!:)
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:06:18 Reply Private Reply
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Alice Cooper laments birth control:
Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:16:55 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:24:58 Reply Private Reply
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Because you won't sit on my knee and let me feel you up? You are a cute chick with a nasty disposition, right?
Right?
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 19:25:53 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:29:25 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:32:18 Reply Private Reply
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Hmmm, that's odd. Most people think I'm a deaf-mute until I've known them for at least two years.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 19:33:00 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 19:39:35 Reply Private Reply
#45: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#44)
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 19:57:52 Reply Private Reply
#46: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#44)
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 20:06:55 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 20:08:56 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 20:13:01 Reply Private Reply
#49: Esso To: Dakmar (#47)
Watch the movie "Manhunter" and the Miami Vice episode "Shadow in the Dark."
You don't want to go there. You might not come back.
Esso posted on 2023-04-01 20:13:33 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2023-04-01 20:16:44 Reply Private Reply