This one's for my crush, Rammette, the last GF that died. She loved dogs, guns, trucks and me. That she was gorgeous and smart as a whip (made Sling Blade look moderate), was the bonus plan.

"Lay back with you and close my eyes, let the big ol' world just spin on by. And sayin' your name with my last breath." I'll never make plans again. That one really hurt me.

The GF before Ramette (Cari) was Nurse McMurphy (China Beach), Aleena. She came here on a student visa 10 or 12 years ago from Lithuania and stayed on as an H1b[?] nurse at Hospital City.

Murph saw the damage the clot shots did. She was forced to take 6+ of them and wanted to go home to her family. Mayor Pete Buttplug's transportation crisis caused her stuff to be "lost" for three months. She came by to give me my keys back February 9, 2023. Her Dad Skyped me that she died (#DiedSuddenly) in her sleep about two weeks after she got home, just before her 31st birthday.

Murph and me never went anywhere or did anything, she was on mandatory 12 hour shifts six days a week, on the 7th day it was only eight hours. I only saw Murph two times in street clothes, one was Daria's funeral, and when she came by on 9Feb to say goodbye.

Now we're down to Daria, AKA Melissa. She was one of the nurses in attendance when I was about killed in Nov2013. Turned out that she lived behind one of my buddies. I'd see her from time-to-time, she had a long-term BF that thought he was a big-shot. She dumped the prick and started dating me. She was a nurse and didn't want the clot-shots, I gave her an out, but I guess she thought the shots were a safer way to go...

Daria was a breast cancer survivor, double mastectomy, O'bamaCare care didn't provide for any reconstructive surgery for white women at the time. Our first time in the sack was edgy, at best, for both of us. I met McMurphy at her funeral. They worked together. Daria was 55. She died on a pleasant Sunday afternoon tending her flowers. 26Nov2021.

I've pouring sand out of my boots for a long time...

Teri, you jumped out of the frying pan right into the fire.

You seriously think a male pediatric nurse was a better deal than me?

Sheesh.

I told my buddy Chip, the mechanic, that I would've done the same thing to you if the roles were reversed, "IF I WAS A TOTAL SHITBAG!" He got a kick out of that.

When your "husband" tried to get his boyfriend to move into your house that you bought from the proceeds of our divorce, I got a visit from my pals from the company making sure that I wasn't compromised.

It really reflected badly on me.

Murph was in attendance of you in Hospital City. You're not allowed to be anywhere near me anymore.

This is for you, Punk. Thanks for not killing me. A strange game.

Our last assignment.

I wore it around the house today to see how my new Kydex holster was going to carry. I don't like it.

I want to go home. I'm a nice guy. I'm just out of my time.

You need to leave me alone. You got my older sister scared off her wits and me lookin' at my Marine lawyer's #.

Maybe if I get drunk enough this weekend, I'll settle for you paying all my and my sister's penalties and late fees. Every time I have to talk to a legal-beagle, it costs me a grand.

I shit you not, I'm mad.

Sorry man, my hearing's so burnt out the words of the music is the message for me.

Holds doors and doesn't make her cry...

My sister wanted some plants from a sale at the Swinney homestead plant sale today. I had an old GF come get me and help me out.

I identify as an arborist, so I have to have a reason to carry a 7" folding pruning saw (bad-ass blade). I got a fancy new Kydex holster in the mail today. I wore it around the house this afternoon. I hauled around guns for 30+ years, I just wanted to be left alone, but Joe Bidet isn't going to let hat happen. I'm in love with a 46 y/o man and his 12 y/o girl, I think you've seen the pics. I don't want to be in the killing zone again.

If I can get over the hump with JPM trying to put me in prison (I think that battle is almost won), I'm going to take on the feds as to why they won't give me my SS retirement benefits.

The last commo I got from SS is that my benefits expired in 1979 (survivor benefits when my father died in 1976). And my birthdate which should indicate it's time to give me some of my money back. But no. I guess I'm still 15 y/o at my Dad's funeral.

Whatever. I'm a pretty nice guy when you're not shooting at me (ask Pin, Strait or X-15). Do it in PM please, it's private and none of anybody's business. Phinehas, that only posted here once, to send condolences to Loddy, just got $25k. She's my older sister. I'll never get a dime back. I know how "loaning" money works. I don't GAF.

A heartbreaker...

The real song without the politics.

Me and Sling Blade's mom were talkin' about the Hook & Ladder today.

Me an her are gettin' too old to play hard-to-get, but it's kinda hot. We look like Mutt & Jeff.

I'm a Hoosier hick. I had to keep my Mom's cremains in my attic until my options with the funeral home were run out. I had to crack open Mom's urn, thank God she was in a plastic bag, and spread her over Dad's, her parent's and her stillborn younger brother's graves which is probably illegal.

My younger sister is there now too, but my ex-wife was tasked with that long ago.

I've got this deal set up with a Chinese company, I'm going to be Moo Goo Gai Esso. I'll be dead, I'd rather be doggie food.

Purina hasn't called yet.

I spent a lot of nights going home with a stock broker from Charles Schwab. That's why I moved everything into Chase Private Client.

I'm still gettin' fucked, without the fun.

I think EweToob pulled the video I was looking for. Looked a lot like the JFK assassination which might replay soon. X2.

Ooooo, spook shit.

I've seen the analysis of this video to the nth degree. There's all kinds of historic data points. The song is:

Last Goodbye lyrics | Eric Kinny feat Danica Dora

Any y'all remember this? No, "her" name wasn't Dylan Mulvaney.

He's She's living with me now in the security of the secret airbase.

Thank God I have a good supply of condoms.

I told the cop across the street if he hears shotgun noises, and sees my sister, call the coroner, she's finally got me.

If you see me vertical, come help me throw her body in the woods.

This dude traded his freedom for an innocent person. I suppose that's I'm doing for a little girl and her Dad. I'm scared to death at what they're doing to me and my sister.

Maybe JPM is mad because I made 80k, virtually overnight by buying XOM about the time it was obvious that the election was stolen.

I'm trying to get my SS retirement benefits so maybe I can get the Squirt into a private school or something.

I love Sling Blade and the Squirt. I didn't think they were going to be a death quest.

I don't mind a fight, but there's not much I can do with some "vidi, vidi, vidi, veep" in India.