I'm just trying to stay out of prison. Somebody's mad at me.

I've never done anything illegal. I've helped some folks out. A couple of them had cancer and needed a hand-up, some were just stuck in in foreign countries they expatriated to, and some were across the street because they didn't want a little girl to have root canal surgery on her baby teeth.

I'm a pretty nice guy, normally. If JPM doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to commit suicide by having my Marine lawyer sue them. I don't like being in no-win situations.

I guess my "last crime" was trying to protect a 12 y/o girl from the groomers. The "Marine lawyer" got papa-san full custody with NO visitation rights from mama (she was a bad person).