Christine, I Hope You Dance

Source: Lee Ann Womack
Published: Sep 19, 2023
Author: Lee Ann Womack
Post Date: 2023-09-19 06:07:30 by Esso
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The gal at the Eagles Hall in Waynedale was pretty unhappy when I got killed ten years ago while in her Texas Two Step class. There was a woman in Texas I just wanted to have a dance with. I should've blown off taking care of my dying mother. I ended up in the hospital, Mom died anyway. God, the New Haven/Ft. Wayne cops were so mad that I wasn't drinking. I haven't danced for 7+ years. I miss that.

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#1: Esso    To: Christine (#0)

I burnt up the gal's insurance the first night I was in the hospital. My wife filed for divorce the next day, but I burnt out her insurance too before the divorce decree was final.

She still clipped me for a couple mil, whatever. I made that up on an XOM play at $40/share.

You and Bill ever have the displeasure of being stuck in the Summit City, look me up.

Esso posted on 2023-09-19 06:27:59   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: Christine (#1)

Just checkin' on you, hon. I've lost something like 15 friends to Bidet's Vax mandates.

I wouldn't have a reason to live if you were gone.

You or Christa, my tax babe. She saved my ass several years ago when my younger retard sister died and and tripled my AGI for the year with the residuals of her trust fund that was set up to take care of her. I was under the understanding that Carol's trust fund was supposed to revert to the government. My sister was so fucked up that the money should've gone back to the taxpayers.

Anyway Christa really likes me, but she's married dammit!

Esso posted on 2023-09-19 06:46:25   Reply   Private Reply