Poster Comment:

I'm still butthurt about this deal. If little Lauren wanted to smoke, drink and have her funbags juggled, I'm THE go-to guy for that. That's not exactly classified, top secret, LIMDIS, NOFORN, information. Just because I've been alone for seven months, it's not like I forgot how. Riding a bicycle and all that.

Sheesh! I was really looking forward to pulling back her hair and examining her little, pointy elf ears.

Lauren Opal Roberts [Boebert]
December 19, 1986 (age 36)
Altamonte Springs, Florida

Four kids, a grandkid and divorced at 36? You don't have be a hot-shot PhD head shrinker to know what she likes doing.