I keep wondering when my generation’s Mark David Chapman is going to start doing his job on these Celebrity New Yorkers. Clearly, my generation did not get nearly as many CIA mind controlled goons as did the Boomers.

The boomers hogged all the fun stuff. Fucking “Me” generation…

All kidding aside though, It’s like the grim reaper deliberately avoids these fucking parasites, like he gets the name and shuffles it to the bottom of the pile because “Jesus Christ, Hell’s already overcrowded as it is, and compared to heaven, it may as well be Lahaina.”

Heaven has a lot of people in it, because there is a section for all the animals that were loved, and loved their humans.