WASHINGTON, D.C. — With Hunter Biden refusing to appear for closed-door testimony to the House of Representatives, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell cleverly dressed up like a prostitute to lure Hunter in to meet with Republicans.
"Hey, big boy," said Senator McConnell in his most sultry voice, as Hunter strolled by. "I've been so lonely, hoping a fifty-something addict would come by and split this bag of crack cocaine with me. What do you say, stud?"