"Fat Influencer"

We had these two sisters that worked with us at the shop. They were a few years apart in age. Everyone called them "the twins" because they looked so much alike with double chins and double bellies.

One time when I was running the sort line, the older of the two was sitting on a chair. I asked her to get a couple of items and she said, "I can't reach them." I replied, "Get up off your bum and reach them."

Then her younger sister told me, "You're not supposed to tell my sister what to do."

I told my supervisor what she said and she called her, "Little Miss Sassy Pants." ROTFLOL

They had two sisters that were thin. I asked once, "What is with your two sisters that are thin/"

The younger of them said, "They're normal."

What? And you're NOT? :-/

I remember my EASY RIDER reading days the biker ISOs always stipulated NO FAT CHICKS.