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#1: Esso To: All (#0)

Weird Images That Need No Context Whatsoever To Be Hilarious

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 16:29:52 Reply Private Reply

#2: Esso To: Dakmar, Doc, 4um (#1)

Call the police. I've got someone here trying to incite an insurrection. Erection.
I never realized how good my T-shirts looked before Kimmy started wearing them.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 17:57:31 Reply Private Reply

#3: Dakmar To: Esso (#2)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:15:23 Reply Private Reply

#4: Esso To: Dakmar (#3)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 18:22:18 Reply Private Reply

#5: Dakmar To: Esso (#4)

I had a dream this morning, it messed with me. There were a bunch of kittens hiding out in a hole in my back yard, like a bucket, but in the ground. I stepped on one of the kitties heads, at the rim of the bucket and severed it. Then i was left with dead cat to clean up.

I'm not an animal hater, I had a kitty-cat for twenty years.

But recently, immigrants (spics) have adopted "outdoor cats" at such a rate that I can't even walk from my front door to my car without stepping in cat shit. That is too much compassion, too much forced compassion. Your (their) love for cats should not be my problem, yet it is.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:32:44 Reply Private Reply

#6: Esso To: Dakmar (#5)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 18:38:03 Reply Private Reply

#7: Esso To: Dakmar (#5)

cute girl 😻

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 18:41:55 Reply Private Reply

#8: Dakmar To: Esso (#6)

Pussy! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:42:04 Reply Private Reply

#9: Dakmar To: Esso (#4)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:42:47 Reply Private Reply

#10: Esso To: All (#7)

Here we go

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 18:44:40 Reply Private Reply

#11: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)

LOL, whores...God Bless America and Los Angeles :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:46:34 Reply Private Reply

#12: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:50:20 Reply Private Reply

#13: Dakmar To: Esso (#12)

LOL, is that fucked up or what?

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 18:53:25 Reply Private Reply

#14: Esso To: Dakmar (#11)

LOL, whores...God Bless America and Los Angeles

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 18:54:56 Reply Private Reply

#15: Esso To: Dakmar (#13)

LOL, is that fucked up or what?

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 19:00:03 Reply Private Reply

#16: Dakmar To: Esso (#14)

Prout to beez am Americum...

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:00:24 Reply Private Reply

#17: Dakmar To: Esso (#15)

Constitutional Convention of 1789 would not have gone very far if they just stood around waiting for Biden to grab some little girl and have at her.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:04:14 Reply Private Reply

#18: Esso To: Dakmar (#17)

Stealing cars from a wheelchair 😂

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 19:21:20 Reply Private Reply

#19: Esso To: All (#18)

You guys requested more rock 🤷🏼‍♀️🎸

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 19:25:30 Reply Private Reply

#20: Dakmar To: Esso (#18)

Join me in my boycott of San Francisco punk bands. Make sure they never receive another dollar from mainstream media advertisements.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:25:55 Reply Private Reply

#21: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

Let there Be Rock (I always thought Angus Young was kind of faggy, but Bon Scott is my soul brother!)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:32:14 Reply Private Reply

#22: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

We mean it, man!

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:37:57 Reply Private Reply

#23: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

I'm going to have my negro wench mail out nice hand stencillled greeting cards to apologise to everyone I've ever offended. Manana.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:48:47 Reply Private Reply

#24: Esso To: Dakmar (#23)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 19:50:58 Reply Private Reply

#25: Dakmar To: Esso (#24)

I'll change the oil, you get the brake jobs!

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 19:56:19 Reply Private Reply

#26: Esso To: Dakmar (#23)

I'm going to have my negro wench mail out nice hand stencillled greeting cards to apologise to everyone I've ever offended.

My physician just prescribed an ethanol elixir. I'm not much in a drinkin' mood. I was taking NyQuil all day yesterday because my allergies were acting up.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 19:59:45 Reply Private Reply

#27: Dakmar To: Esso (#26)

drinking diesel dinosaur bones...:)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:04:55 Reply Private Reply

#28: Dakmar To: Esso (#26)

We are hardcore, Esso? right? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:06:36 Reply Private Reply

#29: Esso To: Dakmar (#28)

We're something, I'm not sure what though.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:09:25 Reply Private Reply

#30: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)

Will you pray for the grey kitten I stomped to death in my dream?

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:10:54 Reply Private Reply

#31: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)

We're something, I'm not sure what though.

I guess I'm anti-social, but not flamboyant about it. I think other folks are fine until they fuck with me, then it's on.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:14:39 Reply Private Reply

#32: Esso To: Dakmar (#30)

Will you pray for the grey kitten I stomped to death in my dream?

I was dreaming this morning that I dug a basement under my existing basement and my ex-wife was there taking pictures of our dogs. You'd better pray for me.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:16:45 Reply Private Reply

#33: Esso To: Dakmar (#31)

I think other folks are fine until they fuck with me, then it's on.

I'm still freaked out about my buddy's wife coming unglued over the Trump mugshot T-shirt my sister sent me last weekend.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:20:02 Reply Private Reply

#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#32)

Not being snarky, but I had a basement dream too, a couple weeks ago. Faded from memory, but something about selling wooden timbers and my old Mustang car.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:20:03 Reply Private Reply

#35: Dakmar To: Esso (#33)

I'm still freaked out about my buddy's wife coming unglued over the Trump mugshot T-shirt my sister sent me last weekend.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:22:29 Reply Private Reply

#36: Esso To: Dakmar, Doc, 4um (#35)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:31:59 Reply Private Reply

#37: Dakmar To: All (#3)

Thank God for The Internet. Most of my smartass remarks go unacknowledged.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:32:36 Reply Private Reply

#38: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)

Surrender - Natalie Taylor

That was great, thank you Esso.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:34:34 Reply Private Reply

#39: Esso To: Dakmar (#2)

I've got someone here trying to incite an insurrection. Erection. I never realized how good my T-shirts looked before Kimmy started wearing them.

Most Important Speech Of Chuck Schumer's Life BACKFIRES In Public!

Somehow Butthole Surfers seemed appropriate.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:40:25 Reply Private Reply

#40: Dakmar To: Esso (#2)

Call the police. I've got someone here trying to incite an insurrection. Erection.

Submission? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:40:55 Reply Private Reply

#41: Esso To: Dakmar (#38)

Surrender - Natalie Taylor
That was great, thank you Esso.

Once she gets home, I’ll tell her she was wrong

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:44:30 Reply Private Reply

#42: Dakmar To: Esso (#39)

Somehow Butthole Surfers seemed appropriate.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 20:46:31 Reply Private Reply

#43: Esso To: TommyTheMadArtist, Dakmar, 4um (#42)

To: Lord Commander of the Apocalypse...

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 20:55:32 Reply Private Reply

#44: Dakmar To: Esso (#43)

so you really don't want to play bass in my punk band? jerk! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 21:07:25 Reply Private Reply

#45: Esso To: Dakmar (#44)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:19:47 Reply Private Reply

#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

Nugent was second concert I ever went to, I was like 12. Went with my uncle, who got me really drunk and high first. No wonder I'm so screwed up now.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 21:22:47 Reply Private Reply

#47: Esso To: Dakmar (#46)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:26:02 Reply Private Reply

#48: Esso To: Dakmar (#46)

No wonder I'm so screwed up now.

I invested everything in Miami Vice VHS tapes in 1995.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:28:17 Reply Private Reply

#49: Dakmar To: Esso (#47)

so tired of these old guys ripping off Led Zeppelin :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 21:29:19 Reply Private Reply

#50: Dakmar To: Esso (#48)

I invested everything in Miami Vice VHS tapes in 1995.

Hang on to them, you have to go long in these ventures :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 21:30:19 Reply Private Reply

#51: Esso To: Dakmar (#49)

Surprise she picked scissors every time😤😂

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:31:54 Reply Private Reply

#52: Dakmar To: Esso (#51)

Perv! You know how much I love Japanese chicks, that was wrong of you! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 21:35:44 Reply Private Reply

#53: Esso To: Dakmar, Doc (#52)

This could be you, Dr. Kimmy!

Sassy T six shotgun at the Ghetto Mine!!!

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:42:06 Reply Private Reply

#54: Dakmar To: Esso (#53)

to hell with hygiene, Juliette is fierce! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 21:43:51 Reply Private Reply

#55: Esso To: All (#53)

Perv! You know how much I love Japanese chicks, that was wrong of you!

I think they're South Korean.

Cute girl, I can't stop laugh😅🤣😂

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:45:18 Reply Private Reply

#56: Esso To: All (#55)

We're lucky that Doc's patient and has a sense of humor. We'd be sharing a room at Park Center, otherwise.

Which is best? The wiggle or the transition? 😆

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 21:55:40 Reply Private Reply

#57: Esso To: Dakmar (#54)

to hell with hygiene

Sassy Tullahassee 18.02 at the jail!!

This gal looks clean.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 22:09:41 Reply Private Reply

#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#57)

This gal looks clean.

I'd hire her for security in a heartbeat, but I don't think she would ever love me the way Juliette does :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 22:16:20 Reply Private Reply

#59: Esso To: Dakmar (#58)

I'd hire her for security in a heartbeat, but I don't think she would ever love me the way Juliette does

You should go for a threesome. You might come and go at the same moment.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 22:20:14 Reply Private Reply

#60: Esso To: Doc (#59)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 22:21:43 Reply Private Reply

#61: Dakmar To: Esso (#59)

I'm not inclined that way, I believe in romance. But Margot stole my heart, too.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 22:29:14 Reply Private Reply

#62: Esso To: Dakmar (#58)

Your GF wears combat boots

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 22:30:44 Reply Private Reply

#63: Dakmar To: Esso (#60)

I would write off Juilette in a heatrbeat for Margot :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 22:33:37 Reply Private Reply

#64: Esso To: Dakmar (#63)

I would write off Juilette in a heatrbeat for Margot

Pretty gal. That gal I used to rollerskate with before I met Kimmy was named Margot or Margo. Kimmy was so jealous. LOL.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 22:40:00 Reply Private Reply

#65: Dakmar To: Esso (#64)

She can sing, too. And doesn't have to dress like a whore and shake her ass. No wonder critics hate her.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 22:49:52 Reply Private Reply

#66: Esso To: Dakmar (#65)

OMG you two better straighten up. People might get the wrong impression and start thinking you're humans. Doc

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 22:59:10 Reply Private Reply

#67: Esso To: Dakmar (#65)

You want me to send this to your Mexicans for ideas?

American Muscle Cars Compilation | Big Block & Crazy Turbos

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 23:04:51 Reply Private Reply

#68: Dakmar To: Esso (#66)

Satomi Matsuzaki is also one of those women I love just because of her sheer presence on stage without trappings of beauty contest bullshit.(ok, this band is completely nuts, lol)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 23:11:32 Reply Private Reply

#69: Dakmar To: Esso (#67)

You want me to send this to your Mexicans for ideas?

Please God no. :(

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 23:12:39 Reply Private Reply

#70: Esso To: Dakmar (#69)

Please God no. :(

LOL.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 23:21:52 Reply Private Reply

#71: Dakmar To: Esso (#68)

Ok, she does look pretty damned hot, in a cute way, here, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 23:22:10 Reply Private Reply

#72: Esso To: Dakmar (#71)

Biden looks CONFUSED AS F*CK upon landing in Delaware

The "Leader of the Free World." SMH.

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 23:40:34 Reply Private Reply

#73: Dakmar To: Esso (#72)

Biden looks CONFUSED AS F*CK upon landing in Delaware

Of course he does, why doesn't he have his hand tucked into his vest?

And where is that damned ice cream cone he was promised?

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 23:45:24 Reply Private Reply

#74: Dakmar To: Esso (#72)

Joe Biden on ‘The View:’ VP Kisses Barbara Walters, Says He’ll Announce Whether He’s Running for President if She Sticks Around - The Hollywood Reporter, Feb 25, 2014

Damnit, no video clip.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 23:53:02 Reply Private Reply

#75: Dakmar To: Esso (#72)

Creepy Joe strikes again? Biden slammed for telling girl, 6, 'I love your EARS' at Thanksgiving event Daily Mail, November 19, 2023

'I love your ears! They're really cool! What's your name?' the president, 80, asked

He bent down and almost touched the youngster during the 'Friendsgiving' at the naval base ahead of the holiday later this week.

Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. - George Orwell, 1984

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-06 23:56:46 Reply Private Reply

#76: Esso To: Dakmar (#74)

Esso posted on 2024-01-06 23:57:42 Reply Private Reply

#77: Esso To: Dakmar (#75)

That's fucked up. I can't believe a parent would allow their child to be in the same state with Prez HomoPedo.

Esso posted on 2024-01-07 00:01:30 Reply Private Reply

#78: Dakmar To: Esso (#77)

Why not, they probably voted for him and will do so 100x again.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:07:49 Reply Private Reply

#79: Esso To: Dakmar (#78)

Doc was looking at last year's calendar. "Have you ever dated a woman that HASN'T died?"

"Have you forgotten the gal you were texting on my phone that tried to get ahold of me a week or so ago? And my ex-wife. There must be others."

At least she knows I'm not out chasing pussy when we're carrying on. She might have to start checking in during the day when she's at work on my home phone just to be sure.

Mxxxx used to do that even after we broke up.

Esso posted on 2024-01-07 00:22:55 Reply Private Reply

#80: Dakmar To: Esso, Doc (#79)

I was dumb enough to keep last GF around until checks she forged started draining my checking account, so I'm not the best person to ask for advice.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:29:14 Reply Private Reply

#81: Dakmar To: Esso (#79)

I should have known it wasn't going to work out when she said "hilarious" in a sarcastic voice when I told her this song was originally performed in a pink clown suit.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:34:15 Reply Private Reply

#82: Esso To: Dakmar (#80)

I'm not exactly nationwide, not really even citywide. I've seen the World, I didn't like it.

Esso posted on 2024-01-07 00:34:33 Reply Private Reply

#83: Dakmar To: Esso (#82)

You could always give her a Pearl Necklace...forget I said that, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:35:50 Reply Private Reply

#84: Esso To: Dakmar (#83)

You could always give her a Pearl Necklace...

Nah, she'd expect me to be a sharp dressed man again.

Esso posted on 2024-01-07 00:47:38 Reply Private Reply

#85: Dakmar To: Esso (#82)

I'm glad I ganked my Facebook account, I mostly just posted pictures of the latest model car I had built, but once in a while got pissy and posted truth that might lead to inquisition and social/financial cancelling.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:50:54 Reply Private Reply

#86: Dakmar To: Pinguinite (#85)

see above. Love ya Neil

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:52:27 Reply Private Reply

#87: Esso To: Dakmar (#83)

I might put wheelie bars on the Clown Car.

Esso posted on 2024-01-07 00:52:49 Reply Private Reply

#88: Dakmar To: Esso (#87)

Why not, they put them on Civics around here (morons). At least CC is RWD.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 00:55:06 Reply Private Reply

#89: Dakmar To: Esso (#87)

To be cool, you should take off the exhaust system, run open headers, and sit in your driveway for like six or seven hours every night and rev the engine, put on a train horn (wired to the battery, of course), install a 10000w stereo, some huge subwoofers, and blast oompa music for all of your neighbors to enjoy.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 01:00:46 Reply Private Reply

#90: Dakmar To: Esso (#87)

Hey, It's ok if I use my car to drive through other peoples houses - I paid for this car!

That's the level of discussion I got when I asked the Mex neighbors to fix their cars..."we pay rent here". Like that gives them the right to be assholes rattling my windows at 3:45 in the morning.

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 01:09:21 Reply Private Reply

#91: Esso To: Dakmar (#88)

If Doc can be cool, we can have a pretty good life together.

Esso posted on 2024-01-07 01:11:25 Reply Private Reply

#92: Dakmar To: Esso (#91)

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 01:16:31 Reply Private Reply

#93: Dakmar To: Esso (#91)

Why did Yahoo reject my comment about Harvard?

Thank G-D The Chosen are back in control of America!

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 01:40:46 Reply Private Reply

#94: Dakmar To: Esso (#91)

wow, this comment on Yahoo got through:

But, but, but Zero Population Growth will save the planet! All of us Gen-Xers had this drilled into us all day, every day for years in our public schools. Were we lied to? Was there a sinister plan to replace us?

Dakmar posted on 2024-01-07 01:52:22 Reply Private Reply

#95: Esso To: Dakmar (#93)