Little Big Town - Sober

Source: Little Big Town
Published: Feb 13, 2014
Author: Little Big Town
Post Date: 2024-04-28 20:50:03 by Esso
Views: 1699

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My buddy and his wife are going to Indy to see this band and a couple others next weekend.

Little Miss blondie curly cue hair thin legs is probably about 70 by now.

Doesn't anybody know when to give up???

Maybe Dr. Jill will do an encore.

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#1: Esso    To: Doc (#0)

You need to quit working so much. They're not coming back. Neither will I.

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 21:00:29   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

You better tell your soiboy kids my pronouns are on and off. Sick and tired comes to mind too.

A-10 Warthog - Kickstart My Heart (DCS World)

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 21:03:41   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: Doc (#2)

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 21:25:47   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Kimmy (#3)

You better get your shit squared away. If I get mixed up in your divorce, we're finished.

Goddamnit Kimmy, let it go. Retire in two years when you turn 62, if you still can. Shaneequa at the SSA wanted me to wait until I was 70. That ain't in the cards.

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 21:50:56   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: All (#4)

I've never thrown chairs off of the 4th floor of Nashville bars, but you don't know how many times I wanted to do that.

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#6: Esso    To: All, Sling Blade (#5)

Me and Marla...

Marla saved after the accident in 2013. I'll never stop loving her.

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#7: Esso    To: Marla (#6)

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 22:12:31   Reply   Private Reply

#8: Esso    To: Kim (#7)

Sophie B. Hawkins - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 22:22:18   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Esso    To: All (#8)

I've got so many friends in trouble, I'd like to throw my phone in the Maumee River...

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 22:33:37   Reply   Private Reply

#10: Esso    To: Pam, Kimmy (#9)

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 23:02:53   Reply   Private Reply

#11: Esso    To: All (#10)

I about cut my left knee off. There's never a doctor around when you need one. The stairs got me again even with the new rails.

I treated myself. This time I could get to it.

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#12: Pinguinite    To: Esso (#0)

Little Miss blondie curly cue hair thin legs is probably about 70 by now.

That would be remarkable so I looked her up. Kimberly Schlapman, born in 1969, making her about 55 right now.

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#13: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#12)

I can't believe she's younger than me, I'm glad to hear it.

I don't think I've been to a "rock" concert. Some fancy nonsense a long time ago.

Kimberly Schlapman, born in 1969, making her about 55 right now.

I'll bet my Kimberly looks better.

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#14: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#12)

I hope Rainman enjoys his time down in Indy.

Esso posted on 2024-04-28 23:49:54   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Pinguinite (#12)

...making her about 55 right now.

That's how old Nurse Melissa (Daria) was when Prez Pedo killed her.

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