Haitian Migrants Invade Small Ohio Town, Reportedly Eat Neighbors Cats

Source: https://armageddonprose.substack.com/p/haitian-migrants-invade-small-ohio
Published: Sep 8, 2024
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2024-09-08 08:12:54 by Horse
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The story begins as many 21st-century Midwestern Rust Belt ones do, with a hollowed-out city abandoned by the manufacturing sector for greener offshore pastures where multinational “American” corporations can pay Indonesian orphans 12 cents/hour with no OHSA regulations and definitely no 401(k) programs.

Then a wave of manufacturing re-investment returned, only that — golly gee — there weren’t enough workers.

So the rational neoliberal solution was to import them from somewhere called Haiti.

Accordingly, over the past four years, 20,000 Haitian “migrants” swarmed Springfield, Ohio (2020 population: 58,000).

Much cultural enrichment and infrastructure collapse ensued.

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#1: ghostrider    To: Horse (#0)

Did the city do away with the position of Animal Control Officer?

ghostrider posted on 2024-09-08 09:23:13   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: ghostrider, 4um (#1)

Haitian ILLEGALS terrorize Ohio city as they freely EAT PETS & WILDLIFE and DRIVE RECKLESSLY

Esso posted on 2024-09-08 12:52:21   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Horse (#0)

That sounds very unpleasant. What are the rightful residents going to do about it?

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2024-09-08 20:48:51   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#4)

They'll go to prison and be fined into poverty if they so much as blink.

Esso posted on 2024-09-08 20:59:10   Reply   Private Reply

#6: Prefrontal Vortex    To: Esso (#5)

Well then. Guess they just have to suck it up. 🤷

Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2024-09-08 21:05:50   Reply   Private Reply

#7: ghostrider    To: Prefrontal Vortex (#4)

Point then towards the zoo.

ghostrider posted on 2024-09-08 22:15:07   Reply   Private Reply