I just got back ftom the ER (that's not there anymore)

Source: Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
Published: Nov 2, 2024
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2024-11-02 02:33:24 by Esso
Views: 955

I had Mt. Rushmore stuck in my right eye. I have no idea what it was.

I tried my mother's eye cup, but it kept getting worse. If you get me to put ON my pants, that's something.

NEVER AN MD AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE!

It seems to have cleared for the most part. I'm going to sue Neil for not having a safety glasses warning.

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I'm looking at you Kimmy.

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#1: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy, pinguinite (#0)

I hope your insurance is paid up. j/k

There's still something in there, I'm sure a BJ would help.

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 02:35:28   Reply   Private Reply

#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

I got a steel shaving in my eye on a sidejob between assignments years ago. It rusts fast and hurts bad.

I had to go to an ophthalmic surgeon or something to get it cut out. BJs were mandatory at the time.

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 02:48:47   Reply   Private Reply

#3: Esso    To: All (#2)

While I'm here, here's my little friend Baily Brooks. Use the code "PACMAN" to get a 10% discount on her OnlyFans page: j/k That's free!

I AM NOT ASSOCIATIED with that gal in any way. She solicited me. An ugly, old cashier at Kroger was flirting with me today.

Hi, I'm Bailey🥰. I'm an adventurous, fit & wild nymphomaniac who loves getting my ass out in nature, spreading good vibes, & having as much fun as possible🤙🏻

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 03:08:15   Reply   Private Reply

#4: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#3)

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 03:11:52   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Esso    To: Kimberly K, MD (#4)

Get your shit squared away so we have two consecutive days together or we're done.

I love you. I know what you're going through. I'm tired of the one day per week frenzy.

Esso posted on 2024-11-02 03:59:14   Reply   Private Reply