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#4: BTP Holdings    To: Horse (#1)

Greenland Surface Temperatures Fall For 20 Years In Further Blow To Climate-Alarm Narrative

It seems the glaciers in Greenland are in no danger of melting away any time soon. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 07:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#5: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#4)

I've scrapped all plans to grow vanilla in Greenland.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 09:31:36   Reply   Private Reply

#6: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#5)

Probably just as well, damned polar bears get into everything and poop.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 13:30:13   Reply   Private Reply

#7: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#6)

Ever heard of kopi luwak? Bear beans might be a big hit in Asia.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 13:48:04   Reply   Private Reply

#8: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#7)

Polar bears won't sheet vanilla beans, they will scat on them and I ain't talking about Ella or Mel. Nope, no body anywhere called polar bear poop velvet fog.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 14:17:45   Reply   Private Reply

#9: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#8)

All I know is if I ever go to Indonesia, I am not going to eat any corn.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 14:37:53   Reply   Private Reply

#10: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#9)

You should be okay as long as you don't chew gum or spray paint your name and/or club affiliation on the bus stops.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 17:18:25   Reply   Private Reply

#11: BTP Holdings    To: Dakmar (#5)

Vanilla in Greenland

A much better place to grow Vanilla is Madagascar or Tahiti. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-11-27 18:02:39   Reply   Private Reply

#12: Esso    To: BTP Holdings, Dakmar (#11)

A much better place to grow Vanilla is Madagascar or Tahiti.

Dak can't go there. Digit-bending is punishable by death there.

Spinning monkeys on your dicq is the #1 and preferred career choice there. Goat fucking is #2.

(Edit) Digit-bending is computer programming for the uninitiated and dirty of mind.

Madagascar and Tahiti

Simple folks yet to experience the joys of white people or electricity.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 18:21:54   Reply   Private Reply

#13: Dakmar    To: BTP Holdings (#11)

A much better place to grow Vanilla is Madagascar or Tahiti. ;)

You have got to learn to abandon this linear line of thinking! I hear there is gold in the mountains of Antarctica.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:13:12   Reply   Private Reply

#14: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

Dak can't go there. Digit-bending is punishable by death there.

It's true, some sort of double reverse cripple correolis diktat.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:14:57   Reply   Private Reply

#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#14)

It's true, some sort of double reverse cripple correolis diktat.

I can't believe we're the only people that know shit like that.

Are we freaks?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:16:56   Reply   Private Reply

#16: Dakmar    To: Kim (#12)

Cleanup on aisle 12

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:17:30   Reply   Private Reply

#17: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

Are we freaks?

I hope so, the normies disgust me.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:18:32   Reply   Private Reply

#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Cleanup on aisle 12

22 hours from now.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:19:05   Reply   Private Reply

#19: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#15)

Why isn't Nancy Reagan marching against Russian Tanks to ensure my right to a free nipple ring and a little foil pouch thoughtfully packed with antiseptic napkinette for self aftercare?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:21:25   Reply   Private Reply

#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

22 hours from now.

Rather than try to decipher your riddle, I am going to share an anecdote.

And I will, as soon as I remember which one.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:24:06   Reply   Private Reply

#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

I've got half the toilets cleaned in my hovel so far. I don't think I'll run the sweeper though. I wouldn't want Kim to get the misguided notion that I don't need a hot maid (or a sexbot).

A man has to know his limits.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:26:27   Reply   Private Reply

#22: Esso    To: Dakmar (#20)

Rather than try to decipher your riddle,

Doc will be here 22 hours from now.

Has my drinking raised me to a new level of being?

Rand Paul belting out 80s tunes...

(Edit) He should'a stuck with the music. He looks like a dork in a suit and tie. JMHO.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:30:03   Reply   Private Reply

#23: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

I let my workshop room get cluttered after so many weeks of just scooping tree shit out of my yard. Can you use a 5"x60 rusty pipe thing? Sorry, but I think the neighbor that sets up pool for grandkiddies is first in line for vinyl pool patch kit. You understand, don't you sweetie?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:32:48   Reply   Private Reply

#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#22)

Doc will be here 22 hours from now.

With the sketchy titled Aston Martin? I can't afford another slip-up, Jetson!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:34:25   Reply   Private Reply

#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#24)

With the sketchy titled Aston Martin?

Here's the deal, Bubbi, If she shows up in her non-descript white Toyota/Hyundai/KIA/Nissan 4-door blob, she's working Friday.

If Uber/Lyft delivers her to the secret airbase tomorrow, LOOK OUT! I'll have her for three whole days.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 20:40:27   Reply   Private Reply

#26: Dakmar    To: Esso, Kim (#25)

she's working Friday.

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randall, Clerks

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:43:50   Reply   Private Reply

#27: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#19)

Why isn't Nancy Reagan marching against Russian Tanks to ensure my right to a free nipple ring and a little foil pouch thoughtfully packed with antiseptic napkinette for self aftercare?

How many of those nipple thingys do you have? (no shit when I typed in nipple the auto suggestion word was clamp) but no mention of dancing to wild Turkish music.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 20:46:23   Reply   Private Reply

#28: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#27)

How many of those nipple thingys do you have?

With or without embossed advertising?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:48:02   Reply   Private Reply

#29: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#27)

but no mention of dancing to wild Turkish music

Should there be?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:49:04   Reply   Private Reply

#30: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#29)

It was all the rage back in '82, seemed it was mostly the guys stationed at unit five on det to Crete.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 20:55:50   Reply   Private Reply

#31: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#28)

Is any of the advertising nostalgic in nature?

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 20:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#32: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#30)

As long as I'm not expected to chant I am up for anything.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 20:58:35   Reply   Private Reply

#33: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#31)

Is any of the advertising nostalgic in nature?

Art deco, best I remember. Streamlined modern. Of cheap plastic. This is all going in my report! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 21:01:34   Reply   Private Reply

#34: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#32)

Speaking of chants; in '97 I was in England went on a tour of a monastery, got a bite to eat at their little cafe. That was where I met the Fish Friar and the Chip Monk.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 21:05:37   Reply   Private Reply

#35: Esso    To: Dakmar (#26)

"This would be a great job if it wasn't for the fucking customers" - Randall, Clerks

I guess there's some jobs that don't fit into the M-F, 9-5 profile. Mine certainly didn't between 1980-1995. Hell, I never knew what time or day it was or what country Pam had me in.

I have an analog (one hand) day clock in my office. It only designates what day it is and noon (set to solar time) on the particular day. It's just past 3/4 after Wednesday now.

The only clock I really need now is a 'Countdown to Kimmy' klock, but I don't think that can be done with just gears and an AA battery.

I'll keep my day clock for now.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 21:07:11   Reply   Private Reply

#36: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)

This is all going in my report!

Don't forget the new TPS cover sheet.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 21:09:30   Reply   Private Reply

#37: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#33)

Rome did not become a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

ghostrider posted on 2024-11-27 21:09:55   Reply   Private Reply

#38: Esso    To: ghostrider, 4um (#34)

I was in England went on a tour of a monastery, got a bite to eat at their little cafe.

Pam and me in London, circa late 80s. I'm the translucent bloke in the background.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 21:14:54   Reply   Private Reply

#39: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#37)

Rome did not become a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

I know that! Don't you think I know that? That's so funny you don't think I know that! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 21:35:45   Reply   Private Reply

#40: Dakmar    To: ghostrider, Esso (#37)

You can't prove I posted this!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 21:38:57   Reply   Private Reply

#41: Dakmar    To: Esso (#35)

I have an analog (one hand) day clock in my office. It only designates what day it is and noon (set to solar time) on the particular day. It's just past 3/4 after Wednesday now.

I got on a weird 360 degree circular thinking bent and at peak psychosis understood it was very important that everyone understood that each five minute gradient on a 12 hour clock was exactly 30 degrees apart.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:23:00   Reply   Private Reply

#42: Esso    To: Dakmar (#40)

You can't prove I posted this!

I'm wondering how you know my criminal lawyer.

I was only supposed to get 2 weeks in non-violence classes, not 26.

Not kidding. I had the "counsellors" so mad at me at the end, they wanted to kill me. Except the LatinX guy he was cool. The little faggot and the giant black whore were another story.

It happened before "woke" was a thing. I documented everything and copied the paperwork, which was verboten and forwarded my reports to the company. I thought it was a local abberation, but it was the woke movement personified.

You should've heard my final speech (confession). I got a standing ovation.

I met a guy named Ray, short, stocky, he looked like a short grizzly Adams. his big crime was beating to death an FBI informant that tried to molest his daughter. He did time in the big house for that, but his sentence was so unjust that he was remanded to my classes after they kicked him out of prison.

Ray was a good man, as were most of the men in my situation. Some were dirtbags, about a quarter of them. I lost track of Ray, probably in his late 30s. I miss him.

Long story short, the company reimbursed me for my time and expenses. I was as safe as a baby in its mother's arms with those bad boyettos.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:33:44   Reply   Private Reply

#43: Dakmar    To: Esso (#42)

I was only supposed to get 2 weeks in non-violence classes, not 26.

Wasn't there a Beatles song explaining all this?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:42:21   Reply   Private Reply

#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#42)

I met a guy named Ray, short, stocky, he looked like a short grizzly Adams.

Haven't we all? First mistake: trust! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:44:31   Reply   Private Reply

#45: Esso    To: Dakmar (#41)

You've got to beat a goob to death to be in my club. j/k, of course NSA.

I got on a weird 360 degree circular thinking bent and at peak psychosis understood it was very important that everyone understood that each five minute gradient on a 12 hour clock was exactly 30 degrees apart.

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock. Thinking about the gears gives me mini-strokes.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:44:45   Reply   Private Reply

#46: Esso    To: Dakmar (#44)

First mistake: trust!

I know, but some people never learn.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:46:11   Reply   Private Reply

#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock

Locked differential mud tires would squish you. Try again.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:47:19   Reply   Private Reply

#48: Dakmar    To: Esso (#46)

I know, but some people never learn.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:49:03   Reply   Private Reply

#49: Esso    To: Dakmar (#47)

Locked differential mud tires would squish you.

Is that some perverted analogy to the big, fat whore Parviellal?

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:49:28   Reply   Private Reply

#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Try dividing 360 by 7 like my clock. Thinking about the gears gives me mini-strokes.

You ever color code a spreadsheet to slide under scrutiny of government inspectors?

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:51:14   Reply   Private Reply

#51: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Is that some perverted analogy to the big, fat whore Parviellal?

Of course it is. Support your local Jews!

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:52:15   Reply   Private Reply

#52: Esso    To: Dakmar (#51)

Of course it is. Support your local Jews!

She wasn't a joo, more like Amazonian negress.

I'm trying to stay up late. If I'm up at zero-dark-hundred, I'll be shitfaced before Doc gets here tomorrow.

She keeps Viagra in her kit which is never needed, I don't know if there's a 4um pill.

Esso posted on 2024-11-27 22:57:59   Reply   Private Reply

#53: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

She keeps Viagra in her kit which is never needed, I don't know if there's a 4um pill.

Call Lou Reed, you have the makings of an epic there.

Dakmar posted on 2024-11-27 22:59:51   Reply   Private Reply

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