I heard this joke about two guys in a bar room that got into an argument. One guy says, "Let's go outside." The other guy says, "OK".

When they got outside one guy says, "I now Chung Moo Kwan."

Theother guys says, "Yeah? Well I nw ChingChing."

The first gut says, "Ching Ching? What's Ching Ching?"

The other guy reached behind his back and pulls a .45 pistol and racks a round, Ching Ching.' ROTFLMAO!